英語笑話 - 青少年篇：674　That record will stand forever 這個紀(jì)錄永遠不會被打破了

英語笑話

674　That record will stand forever 這個紀(jì)錄永遠不會被打破了

Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw. Noticing my surprise, the coach said, “That record will stand forever.” I was about to make some modest disclaimer that records exist to be broken, when he added, “We stopped holding that event years ago.”

高中畢業(yè)十年以后回母校團聚，碰到以前的教練。我們穿過體育館的時候，看到一塊牌匾，上面刻著我的名字，我仍然是壘球投擲最遠紀(jì)錄保持者。注意到我的詫異，老教練說：“這個紀(jì)錄永遠不會被打破了。”我剛想謙虛幾句說紀(jì)錄的存在就是為了被打破，他補充說：“我們幾年前就取消這項比賽了?！?