英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) - 兒童篇：737　Are you giving out balloons? 你發(fā)氣球嗎？

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

737　Are you giving out balloons? 你發(fā)氣球嗎？

I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that the protective eye shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at myself in the mirror, I thought, “Man, I look like a clown.” When I was in line at the grocery store, I felt a tug at my shirt. I looked down to see a toddler staring up at me, “Are you giving out balloons?” he asked.

我到人工日光浴店去。由于在紫外線(xiàn)燈下面照得太久，兩片保護(hù)眼睛的保護(hù)片在兩只眼睛四周留下了兩塊大大的白色的圓形陰影。照著鏡子，我對(duì)自己說(shuō)：“乖乖，我看起來(lái)像小丑?！碑?dāng)我在雜貨店排隊(duì)的時(shí)候，我感覺(jué)到有人拉我的襯衣。我低頭看見(jiàn)一個(gè)剛會(huì)走的孩子抬頭看著我問(wèn)：“你發(fā)氣球嗎？”