絕望的主婦第一季第三集

[00:00.10]Previously on "Desperate Housewives" [00:01.90] [00:01.90]Susan took dating tips from her 12-year-old daughter. [00:04.60] [00:04.60]If you want to date him, you're going to have to ask him out. [00:06.70] [00:06.70]I keep hoping he'll ask me out. [00:09.10] [00:09.10]How's that going? [00:10.00] [00:10.00]Bree accidentally poisoned her husband. [00:12.50] [00:12.50]I can't believe you tried to kill me. [00:14.00] [00:14.00]Yes, well, I feel badly about that. [00:16.10] [00:16.10]Lynette indulged in creative parenting. [00:18.00] [00:18.00]Any of you acts up, I will call Santa, and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas. [00:23.00] [00:23.00]I really hate the way you talk to me. [00:25.40] [00:25.40]I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace. [00:29.00] [00:29.00]While Gabrielle indulged in the company of her gardener. [00:32.40] [00:32.40]Hi, honey. You're home early. [00:34.10] [00:34.10]And everybody is wondering... [00:35.40] [00:35.40]Mary Alice, what did you do? [00:37.40] [00:37.40]Why their best friend just killed herself. [00:40.80] [00:40.80]How much do we really want to know about our neighbors? [00:43.00] [00:43.00]Everyone has a little dirty laundry. [00:46.30] [00:50.30]After I died, [00:51.80] [00:51.80]I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary. [00:56.70] [00:56.90]My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts -- [01:00.30] [01:00.30]every trace of my humanity was discarded. [01:04.00] [01:05.40]I discovered when moving through eternity, [01:08.10] [01:08.10]it helps to travel lightly. [01:10.70] [01:11.30]In fact, I held on to only one thing [01:15.00] [01:15.00]my memory. [01:16.60] [01:18.10]It's astonishing to look back on the world I left behind [01:21.70] [01:21.70]I remember it all -- [01:24.00] [01:24.20]every single detail. [01:26.80] [01:28.90]Like my friend Bree Van De Kamp. [01:32.50] [01:34.00]I remember the easy confidence of her smile, [01:37.40] [01:38.20]the gentle elegance of her hands, [01:41.00] [01:42.20]the refined warmth of her voice. [01:45.10] [01:48.60]But what I remember most about Bree... [01:51.00] [01:51.00]Rex, wasn't that lovely -- [01:53.00] [01:53.00]was the look of fear in her eyes. [01:56.30] [01:57.40]Bree had started to realize her world was unraveling, [02:00.80] [02:00.80]and for a woman who despised loose ends, [02:03.90] [02:04.10]that was unacceptable. [02:06.60] [02:07.20]Rex. Rex. You need to get up. [02:10.30] [02:10.30]It's not even light out. [02:12.30] [02:12.30]Please hurry. [02:13.00] [02:13.00]If the kids see you sleeping down here, they're going to start asking questions. [02:16.30] [02:16.30]Let 'em ask. I don't care anymore. [02:18.60] [02:18.60]Well, I care. [02:20.80] [02:20.80]They don't need to be burden with our marital problems [02:23.10] [02:23.10]while we're working things out, the least we can do is try to keep up appearances. [02:26.70] [02:26.70]Oh, yeah. Appearances. [02:29.20] [02:29.20]I keep forgetting about appearances. [02:31.90] [02:32.50]Oh, Rex, you look so tired. [02:34.70] [02:34.70]I didn't sleep. [02:36.50] [02:36.50]This damn thing is so uncomfortable. [02:39.40] [02:39.90]Well, why don't you move back upstairs and sleep in our bed? [02:43.40] [02:43.40]We're in marriage counseling, Bree. [02:44.60] [02:44.60]I think that would confuse things. [02:46.80] [02:46.80]It's just-- [02:48.50] [02:48.50]I miss you. [02:50.40] [02:50.80]I know you do. [02:52.60] [02:53.40]Of course, if I don't find out start getting some sleep, pretty soon [02:55.50] [02:55.50]I'll be forced to move back upstairs out of sure exhaustion. [02:59.60] [03:05.90]Yes, Bree was afraid of many things, [03:08.70] [03:08.70]but if there was one thing she wasn't afraid of... [03:12.20] [03:15.60]It was a challenge. [03:17.50] [03:57.80]<font color=F62B97>Episode 3 : Pretty little picture [04:01.90] [04:02.90]The day on Wisteria lane began like any other. [04:06.40] [04:06.40]With a cup of coffee and the moring paper. [04:08.90] [04:08.90]Just give me a second.... [04:10.00] [04:10.00]and while Lynette read the business section. [04:12.40] [04:12.40]and Gabrielle studied the fall collections [04:15.30] [04:15.30]and Bree searched for decorating ideas [04:18.70] [04:18.70]Susan scanned the front page and saw something [04:22.90] [04:22.90]that caught her eye [04:25.10] [04:48.20]What's about time. [04:49.60] [04:49.60]Be nice. I come bearing Snacks. [04:52.20] [04:52.80]Lynette, these cards are sticky [04:54.80] [04:54.80]I know. Preston used the three of diamonds to took scoop jam out of the jar. [04:58.60] [04:58.60]Gorgeous, thankful we have 49 cards to play with. [05:01.40] [05:01.40]- Hello. Sorry I'm late - Hey. [05:04.00] [05:04.00]So, Susan and I was just telling the girls, I want to throw a dinner party [05:06.70] [05:06.70]- Really? - Yes. [05:08.00] [05:08.00]Well how long have we all lived on this street we've never done a big group thing [05:11.00] [05:11.00]I think it's a great idea [05:12.40] [05:12.40]Paul never likes to have people over but the heck with him I'm doing it. [05:15.60] [05:15.60]So when is this shindig? [05:17.00] [05:17.00]How about a month from tonight? [05:19.00] [05:19.00]That would be the 16th. Good for everyone? [05:20.60] [05:20.60]Works for me. Should we all make something? [05:22.60] [05:22.60]Oh, no. This is my party. [05:25.00] [05:25.00]I've been wanting to have everyone over for years. [05:27.40] [05:27.40]I'm so happy we're finally doing this. [05:29.50] [05:29.50]It's gonna be so much fun. [05:31.80] [05:32.10]Hey. [05:33.90] [05:34.50]I know. Her dinner. [05:36.80] [05:36.80]How could we have all forgotten about this? [05:39.20] [05:39.20]We didn't exactly forget, it's just usually when the hostess dies the party's off. [05:43.00] [05:43.00]Lynette [05:43.70] [05:43.70]I'm not being flip. I'm just pointing out a reality. [05:46.70] [05:46.70]Mary Alice was so excited about it. It's so sad. [05:50.70] [05:50.70]I think we should go through with it. [05:52.50] [05:52.50]Really? Wouldn't that be in poor taste? [05:55.00] [05:55.00]No. It's sort of a way to honor Mary Alice. It was so important to her [05:58.70] [05:58.70]We could all use a fun night. [06:00.80] [06:00.80]Well, good, because I have some new flour that I have been just dying to show off. [06:05.10] [06:05.10]Lynette? [06:05.70] [06:05.70]- I'm in. - I'll make braised lamb shanks. [06:08.10] [06:08.10]I'm still in. [06:09.30] [06:09.80]So how many I will be cooking for? [06:11.30] [06:11.30]Seven. Three couples and Susan. Does that sound right? [06:14.40] [06:14.40]No, it sounds very, very wrong. [06:16.20] [06:16.20]- Oh - Is there somebody you'd like to invite? [06:19.60] [06:29.20]I have an idea. [06:31.40] [06:34.40]A dinner party. [06:35.70] [06:35.70]Honey, I may be working late. [06:37.80] [06:37.80]The Dillman proposal's a complete mess. [06:39.40] [06:39.40]No, no, you promised to be home every night this week. [06:41.80] [06:41.80]I'll try but I can't guarantee anything. [06:43.90] [06:43.90]This is business. [06:45.00] [06:45.00]says the prince as he rides off into the sunset. [06:48.20] [06:48.20]Boy the movies ever get the wrong. [06:50.20] [06:50.20]You know what your problem is? [06:51.70] [06:51.70]You're very tense. [06:53.00] [06:53.00]You should go to a spa or go shopping. [06:54.70] [06:54.70]Find a way to relax. [06:57.50] [07:10.20]Hello? [07:10.80] [07:10.80]Where are you? [07:12.60] [07:12.60]Algebra. [07:13.70] [07:13.70]You free at 4:00? [07:15.40] [07:15.40]I'm not sure. I got track after school. [07:18.40] [07:18.40]Well, get here as fast as you can. [07:20.60] [07:20.60]My husband says I need to relax. [07:23.50] [07:23.50]You, uh, want me to keep my gym clothes on like last time? [07:26.10] [07:26.10]If you would, please. [07:28.90] [07:29.20]A dinner party? [07:30.00] [07:30.00]Yeah, it'll be fun. [07:31.40] [07:31.40]Bree's cooking, everyone's coming. [07:33.20] [07:33.20]You know what? I haven't even had a chance to unpack yet, honey. [07:35.30] [07:35.30]I just, uh, I just need to chill out for the next few days. [07:38.70] [07:38.70]Oh, Tom. [07:41.50] [07:41.50]There'll be liquor and hors d'oeuvres and grownups without children and -- and silverware. [07:48.10] [07:48.10]Remember silverware? [07:49.10] [07:49.10]Honey, can you take this in for me? [07:51.40] [07:51.40]Have you heard anything I just said? [07:53.00] [07:53.00]Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just -- I'm wiped out. [07:54.60] [07:54.60]Three cities in six days -- my head is just pounding. I'm not ready for a dinner party. [07:59.70] [07:59.70]I already got a sitter. [08:00.80] [08:00.80]Can you cancel her? [08:02.80] [08:02.80]Please? Look, let's just stay in tomorrow night. [08:05.80] [08:05.80]We can get a bottle of wine and rent a video, [08:07.90] [08:07.90]and I-I just want to hang out with my best gal. [08:11.70] [08:11.70]That's all. [08:13.60] [08:14.40]I was looking so forward to a night out. [08:17.00] [08:17.00]I know, sweetie, I'm sorry, but... [08:20.40] [08:20.40]I'm beat. [08:21.10] [08:21.10]I mean, do you remember what it was like to work a 60-hour week? [08:25.20] [08:29.80]A dinner party? [08:31.10] [08:31.10]Do I have to go? [08:32.80] [08:32.80]Well, given that we're hosting it, I'd say so. [08:35.20] [08:35.20]By the way, you won't be drinking at this party. [08:38.20] [08:38.20]Why is that? [08:39.50] [08:39.50]Because when you drink, you get chatty. [08:41.80] [08:41.80]No one needs to know that we're seeing Dr. Goldfine. [08:44.30] [08:44.30]You know, if you spent half as much time working on our problems as you do covering them -- [08:47.80] [08:47.80]not a drop. [08:49.00] [08:49.00]You know, this -- this is ridiculous. [08:51.80] [08:51.80]And this whole thing about us taking tennis lessons? [08:53.80] [08:53.80]Well, the nurses at your office may start wondering why you're disappearing three times a week. [08:57.60] [08:57.60]Tennis lessons are a plausible alibi. [09:00.70] [09:02.30]All right so, these tennis lessons we're taking -- [09:04.90] [09:04.90]how are we doing? [09:05.60] [09:05.60]My backhand's improving immensely, but you're still having problems with your serve. [09:09.90] [09:10.50]Of course. [09:12.30] [09:13.00]A dinner party? [09:14.10] [09:14.10]It's tomorrow night, so if you could just keep Julie an extra day. [09:17.20] [09:17.20]Fine, but that's all. Brandi and I leave sunday for a week up at the cabin. [09:20.60] [09:20.60]What cabin? [09:22.20] [09:22.40]Brandi wanted some place where we could get away. [09:25.60] [09:26.10]Escrow just closed yesterday. [09:28.40] [09:28.40]You can afford a cabin, but you can't scrape up child support? [09:31.70] [09:31.70]The check is in the mail. [09:33.00] [09:33.00]Oh. No, it's not. [09:36.40] [09:36.40]I found my dental guard. I'm ready. [09:39.50] [09:41.60]Stop fighting. [09:42.60] [09:42.60]We are being as nice as we possibly can to one another. [09:45.00] [09:45.00]Like I said, stop fighting. [09:47.30] [09:57.70]Excuse me, Brandi. [10:00.00] [10:00.20]Do you mind? [10:02.10] [10:04.60]Oh, okay. [10:06.20] [10:06.20]Wait. Susan, you're right there. You can pick it up. [10:10.00] [10:10.00]I could, but she's the one who threw it. [10:13.30] [10:13.30]Come on. Don't be petulant. Just pick up the stupid can. [10:17.00] [10:17.00]No. [10:17.60] [10:17.60]I can pick it up. [10:18.70] [10:18.70]Honey, stay out of this. [10:20.20] [10:24.30]Fine. [10:26.00] [10:26.30]This is so typical. [10:28.90] [10:30.40]Oh, I'm sorry. Was that petulant, too? [10:32.30] [10:32.30]You know what? You can pick up the damn can yourself. [10:35.30] [10:35.30]Yeah, well, you just go to hell. [10:38.30] [10:42.60]You want me to pick it up? [10:44.90] [10:45.80]Uh... [10:47.10] [10:54.80]Mrs. Warmington said she looked for mom's obituary and couldn't find it. [10:59.20] [10:59.90]Did you put one in? [11:01.40] [11:01.40]I've had other things on my mind, Zack. [11:04.70] [11:06.10]But how could you not do that? [11:07.90] [11:07.90]People are going to think we didn't care about her. [11:09.50] [11:09.50]I doubt people will give it much thought. [11:11.80] [11:11.80]Don't worry about it. [11:13.70] [11:13.70]You never talk about her. [11:15.70] [11:15.70]She hasn't even been dead a month, and it's like you've totally forgotten she ever existed. [11:18.70] [11:18.70]It's a little early for this kind of talk. [11:21.90] [11:24.10]Maybe when you die, [11:26.00] [11:26.00]I won't put in an obituary. [11:29.40] [11:29.40]That will be your choice to make. [11:32.40] [11:34.80]Assuming you outlive me. [11:36.50] [11:43.10]Mom, it's no big deal. [11:44.40] [11:44.40]Carlos and I are driving in for the baptism. [11:46.00] [11:46.00]Problem solved. [11:47.80] [11:48.00]Okay, fine. [11:49.70] [11:49.70]You go with aunt Maria, and I will take Nana to church. [11:54.60] [11:54.60]Take your clothes off. [11:56.40] [11:56.40]Uh-huh. [11:57.60] [11:57.60]Okay. I got to go, mom. [11:59.30] [11:59.30]Yes, right now. [12:01.40] [12:01.40]Okay, uh, you can give me directions later. Bye. [12:04.80] [12:04.80]Hi. How was school? [12:06.50] [12:06.50]Got an A-minus on my biology exam. [12:08.30] [12:08.30]You did? Mm. [12:10.10] [12:10.10]Well, let's see what you've learned. [12:12.00] [12:16.40]Who's that? [12:17.50] [12:17.50]I don't know. [12:19.20] [12:19.60]Hey, you! [12:21.30] [12:28.00]So did Mike say anything? [12:29.60] [12:29.60]No, but, god, you should have seen the look on his face. [12:33.20] [12:33.20]I'm sure it's not that bad. [12:34.70] [12:34.70]I mean, he's coming to the party, right? [12:36.70] [12:36.70]I left three messages. [12:38.20] [12:38.20]Oh, he's not going to come. Big surprise. [12:40.50] [12:40.50]I did everything but foam at the mouth. [12:42.40] [12:42.40]God, I hate when I get that way. [12:44.40] [12:44.40]It's like every time I get within 10 feet of Karl, I just become this monster. [12:48.60] [12:48.60]You know what? It's not going to change until you resolve your issues with that man. [12:51.90] [12:51.90]What, you mean forgive him? [12:53.60] [12:53.60]You know, I've lived with this bitterness so long, I think I'd be lonely without it. [12:57.20] [12:57.20]Honey, get a pet. [12:59.20] [12:59.90]See ya. [13:01.40] [13:04.60]- Son of a -- - it's a business meeting. [13:06.80] [13:06.80]It's a frat party. [13:08.20] [13:08.20]Regional manager, corporate manager, head of sales. [13:11.10] [13:11.10]Margarita, cigar, sombrero. [13:14.20] [13:14.20]Okay. [13:14.80] [13:14.80]Honey, what do you want me to do, sit around the hotel the whole time watching cable? [13:18.10] [13:18.10]No. But when I say, [13:20.20] [13:20.20]"we've been invited to a party," [13:21.60] [13:21.60]don't whine about your exhausting 60-hour week. [13:25.00] [13:25.00]Put on your dancin' shoes and take the mother of your children out for a good time. [13:29.70] [13:29.70]Fine. You know what? You're right. [13:32.00] [13:32.20]Let's go to that party. [13:33.20] [13:33.20]I can't. I already canceled the sitter. [13:35.90] [13:35.90]Okay, well, we'll throw the next one. [13:37.20] [13:37.20]Throw a dinner party? [13:38.80] [13:38.80]I don't even have time to wash my face. [13:42.20] [13:44.40]No, you know what? [13:46.10] [13:46.10]I'm going to go to this one. [13:47.50] [13:47.50]You can stay home and babysit the kids. [13:49.70] [13:49.70]Fine. [13:50.90] [13:50.90]I can handle that. [13:53.00] [14:08.00]Thank you. [14:09.30] [14:09.70]Gabrielle spent her morning searching for the mysterious little girl. [14:14.20] [14:14.20]Sadly for her, the mystery was solved a bit too quickly. [14:22.10] [14:25.50]Hey. [14:26.30] [14:26.90]What's going on? [14:28.00] [14:28.00]Have you met Ashley? [14:29.60] [14:33.00]Found it! [14:34.00] [14:34.00]Babe, this is Sheila Bukowski, our new neighbor. They just moved into the Miller's old house. [14:37.60] [14:37.60]My daughter left her ball in your yard. I'm so sorry. [14:40.70] [14:40.70]Oh, oh, no -- no problem. [14:43.30] [14:43.30]Nice to meet you, Ashley. [14:45.80] [14:47.30]She's shy. She doesn't say much. [14:49.20] [14:49.20]Yeah, but I can see her little mind working away. [14:51.80] [14:54.80]Nice meeting you. [14:56.20] [14:59.60]Come on, Ashley. [15:01.20] [15:38.10]Private sessions? [15:40.00] [15:40.00]I don't understand. Why do we need private sessions? [15:42.40] [15:42.40]Private sessions allow us to work on the personal issues of both partners. [15:47.00] [15:47.00]Oh, well, I don't have any personal issues. [15:48.70] [15:48.70]My only issue is that my husband wants to leave me, and how can I work on that if he's not in the room? [15:53.20] [15:53.20]There are things I need to discuss with Dr. Goldfine, and I can't have you there. [15:58.10] [15:58.10]Why? [15:59.60] [15:59.60]I'm your wife. You can say anything in front of me. [16:02.60] [16:02.60]All we need is a few more sessions, and I'm sure we can -- [16:04.80] [16:04.80]damn it, Bree, [16:06.40] [16:06.40]a few more sessions isn't going to fix us. [16:09.10] [16:09.10]This is bigger than that. [16:11.60] [16:13.10]Why don't we do it this way? [16:14.70] [16:14.70]Rex, you can take the first half-hour. [16:17.10] [16:17.10]Bree, you can take the second. [16:20.40] [16:21.20]Fine. [16:22.40] [16:23.70]Oh, and, doctor, [16:24.70] [16:24.70]if what he's about to discuss has anything to do with adultery, prostitution, or internet pornography, [16:30.50] [16:30.50]I would really appreciate you taking a moral hard line. [16:33.70] [16:48.60]Hi, Ashley. [16:50.80] [16:50.80]Remember me? We -- we met earlier. [16:54.90] [16:56.00]Wow. [16:57.50] [16:57.50]Aren't you the little artist? Ha ha. [16:59.80] [16:59.80]What are those -- flamingos? [17:01.60] [17:01.60]No. [17:03.20] [17:05.30]Well, they're very pretty. [17:07.60] [17:07.60]It almost looks like they're kissing. [17:10.60] [17:10.60]Funny thing about kissing -- [17:12.80] [17:12.80]it's not just for husbands and wives. [17:15.20] [17:15.20]Sometimes we kiss our mom or our grandpa. [17:18.60] [17:18.60]Sometimes we even kiss our dog. Ha ha. [17:20.90] [17:20.90]Sometimes we even kiss people who are just our friends, [17:24.80] [17:24.80]kind of like a high-five on the lips. Right? Ha ha. [17:29.40] [17:31.50]Uh... hey, Ash, [17:34.70] [17:34.70]I was at the mall, and I saw this. [17:37.30] [17:37.30]I thought you might like it. [17:39.10] [17:39.10]She's hawaiian. [17:40.90] [17:40.90]Her name is princess kahalua, [17:43.40] [17:43.40]and I think it means "little waterfall," or "big pond" or something. [17:48.40] [17:52.50]Okay. [17:53.40] [17:53.40]So we're good, right? [17:56.30] [17:58.00]Okay. [17:58.90] [17:58.90]Well, you enjoy your new little friend, [18:01.20] [18:01.20]and if there's anything else you need, you just let me know. [18:05.30] [18:06.20]What I'd really like [18:08.30] [18:08.30]is a bike. [18:11.20] [18:38.70]Where did you find that? [18:40.50] [18:41.00]She used this to kill herself. [18:43.70] [18:43.70]Why would you keep it? [18:45.80] [18:46.60]Why? [18:48.30] [18:49.10]Because I thought we might need it someday. [18:51.20] [18:51.20]For what? [18:52.60] [18:52.60]Protection. [18:53.90] [18:53.90]I want to talk about mom. [18:55.40] [18:55.40]You need to take your medication. [18:56.00] [18:56.00]We are going to talk about mom. [18:58.40] [19:09.30]Hello, Zack. [19:11.20] [19:11.60]I hope this isn't a bad time. [19:14.40] [19:15.50]What can I do for you, Mrs. Van De Kamp? [19:17.70] [19:17.70]Well, I wanted to invite you and your father to a dinner party tomorrow night. [19:21.70] [19:21.70]I'm not sure where he is right now. [19:23.90] [19:23.90]Oh. Well, I'm sorry it's such late notice, but, well, [19:27.90] [19:27.90]we weren't sure that you and your father were ready for any kind of social engagement yet, [19:33.30] [19:33.30]but, we're sort of throwing it in your mother's honor. [19:36.70] [19:38.20]Really? [19:39.20] [19:39.20]Yes, it's just going to be a casual night with the gang. [19:41.70] [19:41.70]We're going to eat and tell fun stories about your mom. [19:46.70] [19:48.60]Zack... are you okay? [19:52.20] [19:53.60]Hello, Bree. [19:54.60] [19:54.60]Oh, hi, Paul. I was just -- [19:56.30] [19:56.30]I heard. [19:57.20] [19:57.20]Thank you, but we already have plans for tomorrow. [20:00.00] [20:00.00]Oh. That's too bad. [20:03.30] [20:08.30]Well, I should go. [20:09.90] [20:10.30]Thank you, Mrs. Van De Kamp. [20:13.80] [20:13.80]For what, Zack? [20:15.80] [20:16.50]Remembering my mom. [20:18.80] [20:20.00]Mm. [20:21.80] [20:24.20]That night, Paul gave his son something to calm his nerves, [20:28.50] [20:28.50]and the next day, Gabrielle calmed her own nerves by giving something to her new best friend. [20:35.20] [20:35.20]Here you go. [20:36.50] [20:36.80]Top of the line, 3-speed, aluminum frame, handlebar ribbons, and a bell, [20:42.10] [20:42.10]and you'll notice it's royal blue to match your pretty little eyes. [20:45.20] [20:45.20]My eyes are green. [20:47.50] [20:47.50]Yeah, well, you'll be cruising so fast on this, no one will even notice. [20:51.30] [20:51.30]It's all yours, hon. [20:52.30] [20:52.30]Have fun. [20:53.60] [20:59.00]What? What's wrong? [21:00.70] [21:00.70]I don't know how to ride a bike. [21:03.40] [21:03.40]What? [21:04.60] [21:04.80]Well, then, why did you ask for one? [21:06.80] [21:07.90]Why can't you show me? [21:09.60] [21:09.60]Ha ha. well. [21:11.10] [21:11.10]Sure, one of these days. [21:14.30] [21:14.40]What's wrong with now? [21:16.80] [21:23.50]After her talk with Lynette, [21:25.40] [21:25.40]Susan decided to take a look at her old photo album, [21:29.30] [21:29.30]and she began to see herself in a whole new light, [21:33.10] [21:33.10]and the picture wasn't flattering. [21:36.30] [21:47.50]Yeah, you got Karl. Leave a message. [21:49.80] [21:51.20]Hey, Karl, it's me. [21:52.90] [21:52.90]I was hoping you'd be there. [21:54.00] [21:54.00]Um, listen, we need to talk, [21:56.30] [21:56.30]so maybe when you drop Julie off tomorrow, [21:59.70] [21:59.70]we could have a moment. [22:01.10] [22:01.10]It's important. [22:03.00] [22:04.40]Give my best to... [22:06.50] [22:08.10]Brandi. [22:10.00] [22:11.10]Call me. [22:12.50] [22:15.00]Susan was proud of herself. [22:16.90] [22:16.90]She was finally ready to let go of her anger. [22:20.90] [22:24.20]Well... [22:25.60] [22:25.70]almost. [22:27.80] [22:32.90]The boys will be hungry at 5:30, [22:34.40] [22:34.40]so put the fish sticks in the toaster oven at 5:00. [22:37.30] [22:37.30]For half an hour. Honey, I know. This is the third time you've told me. [22:40.90] [22:40.90]Well, if the food's late, god help you. [22:42.60] [22:42.60]Beautiful, I don't need a pamphlet. [22:44.70] [22:44.70]It's not brain surgery. [22:46.00] [22:46.00]They're just kids, for god sake. [22:49.30] [22:51.00]Preston, would you come here? [22:53.50] [22:53.50]Yeah? [22:54.20] [22:54.20]Sweetie, [22:55.60] [22:55.80]you know our rule about eating cookies, right? [22:57.70] [22:57.70]Yeah, we can't have them after 5:00 'cause sugar makes us hyper. [23:01.00] [23:01.00]Yeah, but tonight, anything goes. [23:04.90] [23:07.20]Make sure you share with your brothers. [23:09.00] [23:09.00]Thanks, mom. [23:10.70] [23:14.70]Don't look at your feet. Don't look at your feet. [23:16.50] [23:16.50]Look at the road. Look at the road. Good. [23:19.20] [23:19.20]Ow. Okay. [23:19.90] [23:19.90]Find your balance. Find your balance. [23:22.30] [23:22.30]Okay, it's all you. It's all you! You're doing great! [23:26.00] [23:26.40]Okay, stay to the right. Watch the car. [23:29.20] [23:29.20]Watch the car! Watch the car! [23:32.00] [23:32.60]Oh, god. [23:33.80] [23:35.90]Oh! Are you okay? [23:36.90] [23:36.90]Yeah. Let's go again. [23:39.00] [23:39.00]Oh, honey, these heels don't have another block in them. [23:42.00] [23:42.00]What about tomorrow? [23:44.00] [23:44.00]Well, you won't be around tomorrow, 'cause you have school. [23:47.30] [23:47.30]I'm homeschooled. [23:48.70] [23:48.70]I'm always around. [23:50.50] [23:50.50]It was in that moment that Gabrielle realized this ride was far from over. [23:57.40] [23:59.80]I'm coming! [24:01.80] [24:05.10]Karl, what are you doing here? I asked you to come tomorrow. [24:07.60] [24:07.60]You said you wanted to talk. It sounded important. [24:09.50] [24:09.50]Tomorrow. I'm in a towel. [24:12.10] [24:12.10]We were married 14 years. [24:14.10] [24:14.10]I know what's under there. Come on. [24:16.90] [24:20.30]I'm not really ready for this. [24:21.80] [24:21.80]I was going to have a whole speech prepared. [24:24.10] [24:24.10]Brandi and I have plans tomorrow. [24:26.10] [24:26.10]I suggest you wing it. [24:28.70] [24:32.40]um, okay. [24:35.10] [24:35.10]Here's the thing, Karl -- [24:36.30] [24:36.30]I was thinking about what happened in the driveway yesterday, [24:41.10] [24:41.10]and... I-I just don't want to -- [24:44.80] [24:44.80]I don't want to live like that. [24:45.90] [24:45.90]I don't want to be that kind of person, [24:48.40] [24:48.40]and I just thought if the two of us, you know, if we had a nice, calm -- [24:53.80] [24:53.80]I need an apology, Karl. [24:56.70] [24:56.70]A what? [24:57.30] [24:57.30]An apology for the way you ended our marriage. [24:59.40] [24:59.40]You never took any responsibility for your behavior. [25:03.10] [25:04.00]I don't know what to say, Susan. [25:06.20] [25:06.20]The heart wants what it wants. [25:08.60] [25:08.60]What does that mean? [25:10.10] [25:10.10]I fell in love. [25:12.70] [25:12.70]While you were married to someone else. [25:15.70] [25:15.70]The heart wants what it wants. [25:18.70] [25:18.70]Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I can control myself. [25:23.10] [25:23.10]I-I don't want to go back to that ugly place, really, [25:25.80] [25:25.80]and if you do, I suggest that you get some help. [25:30.30] [25:30.40]You know what? [25:31.90] [25:31.90]I don't need an apology. [25:32.90] [25:32.90]I don't need anything from you. [25:34.90] [25:34.90]You're humiliating yourself. [25:36.60] [25:36.60]No, you're the one who's been humiliated, Karl. [25:38.80] [25:38.80]Why don't you see that? [25:40.20] [25:40.20]You walked out on your family. [25:42.20] [25:42.20]People think you're scum, not me, [25:44.80] [25:44.80]so worry about yourself. I'm okay with me. [25:48.10] [25:48.10]I can walk down the street and hold my head high. [25:52.20] [26:23.50]As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria lane, [26:25.20] [26:25.20]an unsettled Susan racked her brain to find a way into her own house. [26:30.80] [27:06.00]Aah! [27:08.00] [27:08.80]Lying naked in her shrubs, [27:10.70] [27:10.70]it occurred to Susan this could be the most humiliating moment of her life. [27:16.00] [27:16.50]Susan? [27:17.60] [27:17.60]She was wrong. [27:19.60] [27:19.70]Uh, whatcha doing? [27:22.00] [27:23.10]Locked myself out... [27:25.10] [27:25.10]naked. [27:26.80] [27:26.80]Oh. [27:27.50] [27:27.50]And then I fell. [27:29.40] [27:29.40]So how are you? [27:30.60] [27:30.60]Good, good. [27:31.60] [27:31.60]I just got back. [27:33.10] [27:33.10]I've been gone all day, and I got your messages about dinner, [27:35.00] [27:35.00]and, um, I would love to come if that invite still stands. [27:39.50] [27:39.50]It's a date. [27:40.80] [27:40.80]All right. I, um... [27:42.80] [27:42.80]assume the dress is casual. [27:45.20] [27:45.20]Yeah. It's -- it's casual. [27:50.50] [27:50.50]Mm-hmm. [27:53.20] [27:56.60]Thanks for helping me break in. [27:58.90] [27:58.90]Do you think it'll be hard to replace that screen? [28:01.10] [28:01.10]It depends. [28:02.90] [28:02.90]If you nail it in yourself, you might want to wear gloves... [28:06.70] [28:06.70]or pants. Pants wouldn't hurt. [28:09.50] [28:09.50]Okay, I know what just happened is funny in theory, [28:13.90] [28:13.90]but I'm nowhere near ready to laugh about it, so please, no jokes. [28:18.50] [28:19.30]Hey, where have you two been? [28:21.00] [28:21.00]Uh, Susan had a problem finding something to wear. [28:24.30] [28:25.00]Oh, is that the kind of thing you meant? [28:26.60] [28:26.60]Pretty much. [28:27.80] [28:27.80]The kids are bouncing off the walls? Huh. [28:30.90] [28:30.90]Well, I'm sure you can figure a way to put them to bed, Tom. [28:33.90] [28:33.90]I mean, for god sakes, Tom, they're just kids. [28:37.80] [28:39.50]Hey. Are you okay? [28:41.90] [28:41.90]Yes, I-I went jogging today, [28:44.50] [28:44.50]and I think I just pushed myself too hard. [28:46.70] [28:46.70]Oh, you're probably not wearing the right shoes. [28:49.10] [28:49.10]Yeah, that thought did cross my mind. [28:52.10] [28:53.10]So Gabrielle says that you and Bree are taking lessons three times a week. [28:56.10] [28:56.10]Uh-huh. [28:56.70] [28:56.70]I'm actually thinking about playing again. I mean, it's such great exercise. [28:59.00] [28:59.00]Mm. That it is. [29:00.40] [29:00.40]And my drop shot could use a serious tune-up. [29:03.20] [29:03.20]Think you can give me the number of your pro? [29:05.50] [29:05.50]Yeah. I'll, uh, I'll give it to you later. [29:07.80] [29:07.80]Well, what club does he work out of? [29:10.50] [29:11.00]Um... [29:12.90] [29:12.90]w-we're not really taking tennis lessons, carlos. [29:16.90] [29:16.90]You're not? [29:18.50] [29:18.50]That's a story [29:19.90] [29:19.90]Bree concocted to cover the fact that we're seeing a marriage counselor. [29:23.90] [29:25.60]Bree -- Bree... [29:28.50] [29:28.50]he wouldn't stop asking about the tennis pro. [29:32.20] [29:34.90]Bree and I are in marriage counseling. [29:37.50] [29:38.90]Everyone knows our secret now. [29:40.90] [29:40.90]Did the sky fall? [29:42.30] [29:42.30]Has your life come crashing down? [29:45.00] [29:51.00]If everybody would please take your seats, [29:53.30] [29:53.30]dinner is served. [29:55.40] [30:10.30]With the winds from the northwest at 4 miles per hour, it's currently 55 degrees. [30:15.30] [30:15.30]Now we go to rich... live on the scene in westbrook. [30:19.00] [30:19.60]A grisly discovery was made today in westbrook when a chest was found in rockwater lake, [30:24.70] [30:24.70]discovered by a local area businessman and his grandson while they were fishing. [30:28.50] [30:28.50]Investigators recovered a wooden chest containing what appears to be human remains. [30:34.30] [30:34.30]Now, a police spokesman says the body was -- [30:37.60] [31:17.10]Okay, I got to break the ice here. [31:19.50] [31:19.50]So you're in counseling. Big deal. [31:21.30] [31:21.30]You want humiliation? I'll give you humiliation. [31:23.60] [31:23.60]I locked myself out of my house stark naked and got caught by Mike. [31:28.10] [31:28.10]Oh, my god. When did this happen? [31:29.80] [31:29.80]Today, right before the party. [31:32.10] [31:32.10]What can I say? Right place, right time. [31:34.10] [31:35.90]I think I can top that. Try getting thrown out of disneyland for lewd behavior. [31:39.20] [31:39.20]What? When was this? [31:40.60] [31:40.60]When Tom and I were first married, things got a little out of hand on Mr. Toad's wild ride. [31:45.00] [31:45.00]You're kidding. [31:45.80] [31:45.80]No. We got perp walked down main street, USA. [31:49.50] [31:51.00]Well, since we're doing true confessions, [31:52.30] [31:52.30]Carlos and I once broke a waterbed in Cancoon. [31:55.70] [31:55.70]How'd you manage that? [31:56.40] [31:56.40]Well, he used to have a thing for spiked heels. [31:58.50] [31:58.50]I'd just like to make it clear -- she was wearing them. [32:01.70] [32:05.70]Rex cries after he ejaculates. [32:09.10] [32:36.90]You think we left too early? [32:39.10] [32:39.10]I was thinking we left too late. [32:41.80] [32:43.20]So is, uh, Rex gone for good? [32:46.30] [32:46.30]I don't know. [32:47.90] [32:47.90]God, I hope not. [32:49.80] [32:49.80]I mean, they've always been wound a little tight, but I've never seen them like that. [32:54.10] [32:54.10]Then again, who am I to judge? [32:55.70] [32:55.70]You mean people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw soda cans? [32:59.10] [32:59.10]Okay, you have got to know that I only get that angry around Karl. [33:03.10] [33:03.10]He just treated me so badly at the end. [33:06.00] [33:06.00]I haven't been able to get past it. [33:08.30] [33:08.30]Well, maybe he did you a big favor. [33:10.40] [33:10.40]What do you mean? [33:11.50] [33:11.50]Let's look at Karl as a starter marriage -- you know, boot camp. [33:14.60] [33:14.60]Preparing you for something better next time. [33:17.90] [33:19.90]Listen, Mike... [33:21.60] [33:21.60]about the whole seeing me naked thing, I... [33:25.50] [33:25.50]I don't -- I just want to thank you for being such A... perfect gentleman. [33:30.50] [33:30.50]Oh, I wasn't a perfect gentleman. I might have snuck a peek. [33:33.60] [33:33.60]Oh. [33:35.60] [33:35.60]Good night. [33:37.80] [33:37.80]And, um, for what it's worth... [33:40.50] [33:40.50]Wow. [33:43.00] [33:58.00]Hi. [33:59.10] [33:59.30]How was your night? [34:01.20] [34:01.90]We are raising little terrorists. You know that, don't you? [34:05.60] [34:05.60]Oh. You didn't have a good time? [34:08.00] [34:08.00]Okay, you know what? Drop the act. [34:10.90] [34:10.90]I know you gave them cookies. [34:12.30] [34:12.30]Oh. Who cracked, anyway? [34:15.40] [34:15.60]Porter. [34:17.10] [34:17.10]Oh. [34:18.80] [34:19.00]So how was your, uh, dinner party? [34:21.00] [34:21.00]Well, there was dinner, but it wasn't much of a party. [34:23.60] [34:23.60]Uh-oh. What happened? [34:25.20] [34:25.20]I don't know. [34:26.20] [34:26.20]Rex announced that he and Bree are in counseling. [34:29.90] [34:29.90]She retaliated with this whole revelation which I won't even go into now, [34:34.20] [34:34.20]and the bottom line is he stormed out. [34:36.50] [34:36.50]Clearly, there's trouble in paradise. [34:38.70] [34:38.70]Honestly, I'm not that surprised. [34:41.40] [34:41.40]Why not? [34:42.40] [34:42.40]I don't know. I just never got the idea that they were really happy. [34:46.40] [34:56.40]Are we happy? [34:58.60] [35:03.70]Man, oh, man. [35:04.80] [35:04.80]I keep seeing that look on Rex's face, [35:06.90] [35:06.90]and then him taking off like that. [35:09.80] [35:10.20]Some night. [35:12.00] [35:12.00]Then again, I would probably cry, too, if I had to have sex with that woman. [35:16.60] [35:17.90]I mean, you watch a man get torn down like that, [35:19.90] [35:19.90]it makes you wonder why he let her get away with it. [35:22.00] [35:22.00]Believe me, if a woman ever humiliated me like that in public, [35:26.70] [35:26.70]hm-- it would only happen once. [35:29.90] [35:36.60]So, uh, where are you going? [35:38.80] [35:38.80]I'll be staying at the motor lodge. [35:40.70] [35:41.50]The hotel by the interstate has better rates, and it's closer to your work. [35:45.90] [35:45.90]Fine. [35:47.10] [35:48.60]I'm packing your swimsuit. [35:51.40] [35:51.40]There's a pool there, and I know how swimming relaxes you. [35:54.60] [35:54.60]When our kids ask where I am, what are you going to say? [35:58.00] [35:58.80]Um... [36:00.20] [36:00.20]I could tell them that you went to tennis camp. [36:02.60] [36:03.60]That was a joke. [36:04.60] [36:04.60]Yeah. I got it. [36:07.60] [36:10.70]Ah. There. [36:11.40] [36:11.40]Obviously, if you've forgotten anything, you can, um, come right back and get it. [36:17.00] [36:17.00]Well, I'll call you. [36:19.40] [36:21.50]Rex. [36:23.10] [36:24.20]In college, when we first started dating, [36:26.60] [36:26.60]people were so jealous of us. [36:29.00] [36:29.00]We were the golden couple. [36:31.00] [36:31.00]Everybody knew we were going to have this wonderful life. [36:33.90] [36:33.90]Why is this happening? [36:36.50] [36:39.90]Because you can't even let me pack my own suitcase. [36:43.30] [37:09.80]All right, see ya. Have fun. [37:12.50] [37:12.50]Hey. [37:13.20] [37:13.20]Where are you going? [37:14.00] [37:14.00]Just a sec. [37:14.80] [37:14.80]Mom? [37:15.80] [37:15.80]Don't worry. I'm not packing heat. [37:17.90] [37:17.90]Hey, Brandi, would you scoot a little? [37:21.60] [37:22.70]Just scoot. Thank you. [37:24.20] [37:24.20]Hi. [37:25.20] [37:25.20]What are you doing? [37:25.70] [37:25.70]I'll be quick. [37:26.70] [37:26.70]Brandi, I'm sorry for the way I treated you. [37:29.40] [37:29.40]It was uncalled for and childish, and it won't happen again. [37:33.20] [37:33.20]I have built up a lot of anger towards you, both of you, [37:36.50] [37:36.50]and I realize now that I just can't carry that around anymore, [37:39.40] [37:39.40]so apology or no apology, [37:42.70] [37:42.70]I'm moving on. [37:44.60] [37:51.20]Mrs. Mayer? [37:52.80] [37:52.80]Brandi. [37:54.30] [37:54.30]Brandi, get in the car. [37:55.30] [37:55.30]Mrs. Mayer. [37:56.60] [37:56.60]Please, call me Susan. [37:59.90] [38:01.00]I just wanted you to know [38:03.20] [38:03.20]what happened between me and Karl, things got out of hand [38:06.50] [38:06.50]because I thought your marriage was over. [38:09.30] [38:09.30]Anyway, I just wanted you to know I'm sorry. I really am. [38:13.40] [38:15.10]Thank you. [38:17.00] [38:20.90]And though it came from an unexpected source, [38:24.00] [38:24.00]Susan finally got the apology she'd always wanted. [38:28.90] [38:33.20]Hey. Let me take those. [38:38.20] [38:40.90]You're wearing a really big hat. [38:42.80] [38:42.80]Yes, I am. [38:44.90] [38:45.10]Listen, the kids are watching a video, [38:47.00] [38:47.00]which means that we've got only about 45 minutes until they actually find nemo, [38:52.20] [38:52.20]so I suggest that we make the most of it. [38:56.00] [38:56.00]By reliving your night out with the guys? [38:58.30] [39:00.00]Lynette... [39:01.40] [39:02.10]I'm trying. [39:04.60] [39:11.70]You look... ridiculous in that thing. [39:15.20] [39:15.20]Sexy ridiculous? [39:17.20] [39:18.60]Maybe. [39:20.40] [39:21.50]I can live... [39:23.20] [39:23.70]with maybe. [39:25.60] [39:26.90]Oh. [39:28.40] [39:34.70]You know, it's going to take more than just this one night. [39:39.60] [39:39.90]I know. [39:41.20] [39:45.80]Ah. [39:46.90] [39:48.40]Looks like we have an audience. [39:51.00] [39:53.90]Let 'em look. [39:55.20] [39:55.20]As long as they don't try and cut in. [39:57.70] [40:07.80]Dr. Goldfine. [40:09.20] [40:09.20]Bree. We're not scheduled now, are we? [40:12.20] [40:12.20]I didn't have time to make an appointment. [40:13.70] [40:14.70]Rex moved out today. [40:17.00] [40:17.00]Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that, [40:18.50] [40:18.50]but unfortunately, I'm completely booked right now. [40:21.00] [40:21.00]I don't need much time. [40:21.80] [40:21.80]It just seems that you have more insight into my situation [40:24.40] [40:24.40]than I do, and I just think -- [40:25.50] [40:25.50]Bree, we can't talk now. [40:27.60] [40:27.60]If you could just tell me what he told you, then I could fix the problem. [40:31.00] [40:31.00]I can't do that. It's completely unethical. [40:33.40] [40:33.40]Well, why can't you -- [40:35.30] [40:35.30]that's my next appointment. [40:37.00] [40:37.00]You really need to go. [40:38.10] [40:38.10]Dr. Goldfine, please. [40:40.60] [40:41.60]Hold on. I'll go and talk to my client. [40:46.40] [41:10.30]Bree searched for Rex's audiotape hoping to find answers. [41:15.50] [41:15.70]She found answers, all right, [41:18.40] [41:18.40]but to entirely different questions. [41:21.40] [41:21.40]I understand completely. [41:23.40] [41:23.40]I'll -- I'll be out in just a minute. [41:24.80] [41:31.00]Bree, I'm -- I'm sorry. He can't wait, [41:33.50] [41:33.50]but I can see you first thing in the morning -- 8:00. [41:37.30] [41:37.30]8:00. [41:39.60] [41:39.80]Sorry to interupt. [41:41.70] [41:41.70]Bye. [41:43.70] [41:51.50]Yes, I remember the world --every detail. [41:56.50] [41:56.50]And what I remember most is how afraid I was. [42:00.90] [42:00.90]What a waste. [42:03.00] [42:03.00]You see, to live in fear is not to live at all. [42:07.30] [42:08.70]I wish I could tell this to those I left behind, [42:12.40] [42:12.40]but would it do any good? [42:15.40] [42:15.40]Probably not. [42:17.60] [42:18.70]I understand now -- [42:20.80] [42:20.80]there will always be those who face their fears... [42:24.70] [42:27.10]and there will always be those who run away. [42:33.60]

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