1--I was going to be a doctor.
2--What happened to your plans?
1--I got a D in college chemistry.
2--Well, a D is better than an F.
1--A tutor helped me get the D!
2--So, you didn't become a doctor.
1--And now I'm glad that I didn't.
2--Why's that?
1--A hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.
2--Oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.
1--If you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.
2--Yes, the smart doctors are those TV news doctors-no hospitals, no patients.
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注解:
1.chemistry化學(xué)
2.tutor助教
3.germs細(xì)菌
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譯文:
1--我將要成為一名醫(yī)生。
2--你的計(jì)劃怎么了?
1--我在大學(xué)化學(xué)考試中得了D。
2--好吧,D要好于F。
1--一個(gè)助教幫我拿到了D!
2--所以,你不會成為一名醫(yī)生。
1--現(xiàn)在我很高興我不會成為醫(yī)生。
2--為什么?
1--醫(yī)院是世界上最危險(xiǎn)的地方。
2--噢,是的,因?yàn)槟切┲旅募?xì)菌。
1--如果你是一名聰明的醫(yī)生,你會遠(yuǎn)離醫(yī)院。
2--是的,明智的醫(yī)生是那些電視新聞里的醫(yī)生--沒有醫(yī)院,沒有病患。