英語(yǔ)小達(dá)人每天10分鐘 319 How to Annoy Your Co-workers
怎樣惹怒同事
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extradark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies.
1. 將復(fù)印機(jī)設(shè)置為縮印一半的大小，加黑，A3紙，復(fù)印99份。
2. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipersrunning in all weather conditions "to keep them tunedup."
2. 在任何天氣情況下都開著前風(fēng)擋雨刷，好讓它隨時(shí)“在調(diào)試中”。
3. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
3. 對(duì)別人說(shuō)的事都報(bào)以“這只是你的想法”的回答。
4. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
4. 用“根據(jù)預(yù)言所說(shuō)”來(lái)結(jié)束你所有的發(fā)言。
5. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
5. 用雙手使勁捂住耳朵來(lái)暗示談話該結(jié)束了。
6. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
6. 把紙張從中間裝訂起來(lái)。
7. Ask your co-workers what gender they are.
7. 問(wèn)同事們他們的性別。
8. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
8. 做陳述的過(guò)程中，不時(shí)地像鸚鵡一樣點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭。
9. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. 練習(xí)發(fā)出傳真機(jī)和“貓”的聲音。
10. During meetings, disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across theroom.
10. 開會(huì)時(shí)，拆開你的筆，“不小心”把筆芯彈出來(lái)。
11. ALWAYS TYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON
11. 全部用大寫字母打出
12. type only in lower case
12. 全部用小寫字母打出
13. Don'tuseanypunctuationeither
13. 不要使用標(biāo)點(diǎn)符號(hào)或空格
14. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.
14. 問(wèn)同事們?cè)幟氐膯?wèn)題，然后把他們的回答記在小本子上。
15. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
15. 嘟嘟囔囔一些諸如“心理側(cè)面圖”之類的東西。
