胡敏讀故事記托福詞匯第170期:酒吧高腳凳上的害蟲 The barstool pest

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胡敏讀故事記托福詞匯

第170期:酒吧高腳凳上的害蟲 The barstool pest

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A man sitting in a bar noticed a beautiful woman a few stools down.

酒吧里有個人發(fā)現(xiàn)與他相隔幾張凳子的距離處坐著一個異常美麗的女子。

The physiological possibilities of this sort of phenomena pervaded the man's mind and pierced his thoughts.

看到這種現(xiàn)象后可能產(chǎn)生的生理反應(yīng)頓時彌漫了他的心靈，穿透了他的思想。

He turned to her and said, Madame, if I may petition to express my opinion, I find your physiology quite picturesque and your pigment perfect.

于是他走過去對那女子說道：小姐，如果我可以請求得到您的許可，我將說出我的看法。我發(fā)現(xiàn)您的身體非常美麗，您的面部顏色也近乎完美。

Appearing quite perturbed, her mouth dropped open like a petal from a flower.

看來那位女子感到被打擾了，她的嘴唇像花瓣一樣撅了起來。

Please do not be a pest, she replied.

請不要當(dāng)一個害蟲。她回答道。

The man decided to take the approach of philology at this phase of the conversation and commented on her phonetics,

談話已經(jīng)到了這個階段，這個家伙決定采取語言學(xué)的方法，開始對她的語音進行評論道：

If I may say so, your stops, affricates, and especially your bi-labials are phenomenally attractive.

如果您允許我這么說的話，我得告訴您，您說話時語句的停頓、所發(fā)的破擦音，尤其是您的雙唇音都明顯具有無窮吸引力。

Your pestilential comments are not pertinent, replied the woman even more perturbed.

你那簡直可以引起瘟疫的評論太不中肯了。那女子回答道，看來她感到心煩意亂。

Trying to pinpoint why the woman was such a pillar of frigidity, the man resorted to a sort of pilferage of her person and simply reached over and pinched her bottom.

可這個家伙實在想查明為什么她這樣如柱子般冷淡，于是使出最后一招—準備偷偷摸一下她的身體。他直接走上前去，掐了一下她的屁股。

Pervert! she yelled, Pestilence deserves pesticide.

你這個變態(tài)狂！女子尖叫道，你這樣的瘟疫應(yīng)該用殺蟲劑來剿滅。

She picked up a can of Raid from behind the counter and aimed it at the man, who suddenly appeared to petrify.

她隨手從柜臺后拿了一罐雷達殺蟲劑，對準這個嚇得呆若木雞的家伙。

Just then the bartender stepped in and said, I too consider your physiology and phonetics phenomenal. Do not blame this poor man for being overcome with passion.

正當(dāng)此時，酒吧招待走了進來，見此情景，他說道：我也認為你的身體和語音非常特殊。別責(zé)怪這個可憐蟲！他已經(jīng)被激情沖昏了頭腦。

The woman's heart softened, and she put down the bug spray, Well, I guess you're not such a pest after all. In fact, you're kind of cute when you're petrified. What's your name?

這個女子聽后心軟了，她把殺蟲劑噴霧器放下，說道：你畢竟不是這樣的害蟲。事實上，你發(fā)呆的樣子還是很可愛的。你叫什么名字？