聽美劇學(xué)英語 - 摩登家庭第一季第四集The Incident

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Jay 我回家啦

 

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Manny打電話回家了么?

 

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沒有 他沒事的啦

 

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這是合宿 不是合毆

 

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我只想知道他們合不合得來

 

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我要去洗白白

 

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你想一起嗎?

 

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親愛的 車庫(kù)的提箱里有把槍

 

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如果我回答了"不" 你就一槍打死我吧

 

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怎么了?

 

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為什么他們要互相對(duì)打呢?

 

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我不知道 但我又不敢動(dòng)

 

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你好擅長(zhǎng)這個(gè)耶

 

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謝謝

 

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發(fā)生什么事了 Claire?

 

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怎么樣?

 

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這烤圓包可真好吃

 

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脫牛油 脫脂肪

 

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不會(huì)吧

 

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我去看看Lily

 

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驚喜!

 

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媽!

 

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那是啥?

 

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聽起來像是鳥兒撞上了窗

 

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天啊 這可不是什么好兆頭

 

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痛死了 混蛋

 

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我要?dú)⒘四?豬頭

 

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發(fā)生了什么事?

 

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我低落了

 

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- 嗨 親愛的

- 嗨

 

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我都不知道你來了

 

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你不打電話給我

 

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我等不及來看你的寶寶了

 

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她在哪兒?

 

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Mitchell 誰啊?

 

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我娘親

 

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胡扯

 

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上次她來的時(shí)候

 

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磁鐵都排成五芒星了

 

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孩子她奶奶!

 

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<font color=#38B0DE>摩登家庭

第1季 第4集

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媽 你在對(duì)她的腿做些什么?

 

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太極

 

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在Sedona的時(shí)候我每天都做的

 

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Cameron你應(yīng)該試試看

 

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Mitchell的媽有意見

 

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對(duì)我有意見

 

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舉個(gè)例子說吧 去年圣誕

 

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她送了我一臺(tái)很貴的運(yùn)動(dòng)器材

還有一個(gè)蔬菜甩干機(jī)

 

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概括的說 我給她一對(duì)絕美的鉆石耳環(huán)

 

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而她送了我一個(gè)暗示

 

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在Sedona住令我煥然一新

 

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每天早上起床

 

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我都回去陰陽魚靜思中心

 

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讓薩滿使我的靈魂得到升華

 

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偶滴神呀

 

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然后我意識(shí)到要把覺悟提升的條件就是

 

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只要我們能忘掉過去

 

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的事件

 

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噢 天

 

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那事件

 

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噢 娘親

 

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我致以Jay和

美貌的Gloria最誠(chéng)摯的祝福

 

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我真替他們開心

 

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我好像和Jay擁有一個(gè)又大又美麗的婚禮

 

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因?yàn)槲业那胺蚝臀?/p>

只是一個(gè)小小的法官辦公室完婚

 

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我娘想去婚禮正式她對(duì)這事兒

是多么的大度

 

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于是乎我就說服我爹和Gloria邀請(qǐng)了她

 

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誰警告你那是有史以來最爛的主意啊?

 

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誰啊?

 

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誰?

 

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我當(dāng)然--當(dāng)然向前看了

 

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我本來要帶伴侶來的

但是他的背剛好受傷了

 

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真是諷刺啊 他可是又年輕又健壯的

 

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我媽和一些Gloria的叔叔一起喝

 

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叫做"饑渴的哥倫比亞人"的雞尾酒

他們真是人如其名

 

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別這樣說 他們很好玩耶

 

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他們一直在摸我的屁股

 

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有人很自我中心嘛

 

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其實(shí)他們說這是哥倫比亞的婚禮傳統(tǒng)

 

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我來祝下酒

 

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對(duì) 外婆發(fā)飆了

 

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真的很好笑

 

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但后來變得很惡心

 

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致新娘和新郎 也是我的前夫

 

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我們?cè)谝黄?5年 他甚至等不及10分鐘

就去和騷貨私會(huì)

 

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開玩笑的啦

 

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開玩笑的啦

 

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說真的 當(dāng)我看到他的錢包 她的奶時(shí)

我就知道 他們是絕配

 

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別碰我

 

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- 媽

- 媽

 

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放松 Mitchell

 

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沒讓你妹妹撫慰你嗎?

 

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- 別 別...

- 我們?nèi)ズ粑c(diǎn)新鮮空氣吧好不?

 

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事情后面就變得很尷尬了

 

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歐是Gloria

 

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歐是Gloria 秦我

 

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噢 來秦我吧

 

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外婆真的很強(qiáng)壯

 

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當(dāng)我向我第一個(gè)丈夫宣讀誓言的時(shí)候

 

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販毒的闖了進(jìn)來 殺死了公證人

 

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這次婚禮比當(dāng)年還爛上許多倍

 

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我還有啥可說的? 我讓女人瘋狂啊

 

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現(xiàn)在下定論還太早

 

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所有人都會(huì)到那里的 媽

 

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我管不著

 

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你爸和我都不會(huì)

讓你坐兩小時(shí)車去聽音樂會(huì)

 

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更別提是和一大群男生在晚上去了

 

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況且你在跟一個(gè)17歲的人在約會(huì)

 

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有人監(jiān)護(hù)我們的

 

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噢 真的嗎?

 

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誰?

 

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Spencer Patine的叔叔

 

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誰是Spencer Patine?

 

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你認(rèn)識(shí)Spencer的 "胳膊"男

 

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那人胳膊怎么了?

 

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什么意思嘛?

 

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他叔叔是Tobey叔叔

 

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噢 是Tobey叔叔

 

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我會(huì)把他添加進(jìn)怪蜀黍名單里的

 

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- 老天

- 我能插進(jìn)來嗎?

 

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我也許能幫你一把

 

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Haley 你媽擔(dān)心你會(huì)心靈受挫

 

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Dylan明年就要上大學(xué)了嘛

 

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- 他才不去上大學(xué)呢

- 我根本不是在想這個(gè)

 

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- 他不去上大學(xué)?

 

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他在樂隊(duì)里的好吧?

 

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他們要去巡演

 

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噢 事情真是越來越美滿啊

 

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為什么你事事都要和我杠上啊?

 

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- 因?yàn)槟阋斫?..

- 好了 所有人安靜

 

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我們來從頭理清楚

 

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Spencer的胳膊到底有什么問題?

 

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媽 我回來啦

 

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嗨 小寶貝

 

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合宿好玩嗎?

 

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你一定累壞了吧

 

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沒 我一點(diǎn)兒也不累

 

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我是第一個(gè)睡著的

 

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你臉上粘了什么?

 

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和我朋友度過美好時(shí)光的璀璨微笑

 

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不是那個(gè)

 

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過來

 

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看

 

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這就是為什么他們一直笑啊

 

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我以為是我的時(shí)事笑話

 

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為什么他們要這樣做?

 

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沒關(guān)系的 男生經(jīng)常搞惡作劇

 

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你只需要整回他們

 

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讓他們知道你會(huì)全力反擊的就是了

 

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你怎么想?

 

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復(fù)仇...

 

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我喜歡吶

 

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媽 與其要揭傷疤

 

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不如像正常家庭的那樣遺忘它

 

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我做不到

 

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我要徹底結(jié)束

 

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我就要開啟我的新旅程了

 

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我認(rèn)識(shí)了一個(gè)男的

 

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真的?

 

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他的名字叫Chas 他讓我和他搬去國(guó)外

 

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哪兒?

 

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加拿大

 

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你要搬去加拿大?

 

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加拿大法語區(qū)

 

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噢 那--那真是太好了

 

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真的很好

 

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只是當(dāng)我想到

我曾經(jīng)對(duì)Gloria說過的那些話

 

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還有Jay還有你和Claire 我感到很內(nèi)疚

 

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給點(diǎn)時(shí)間

 

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去看看加拿大國(guó)家公園

 

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Cam 別幫倒忙

 

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我暫時(shí)還不能獻(xiàn)身于他

 

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- 夠了 媽

- 真沒料到那話兒

 

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噢 別誤解我了

 

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我們會(huì)滿足對(duì)方的下面

 

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天 不要聽...

 

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這就是為什么我需要所有人都原諒

 

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我要你幫忙啊 Mitchell

 

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聽到了嗎 Mitchell?

 

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你媽想讓你幫著她

好讓她和她新男人Chas上床

 

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真是一點(diǎn)兒也不尷尬啊

 

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我--我只是還不清楚你想讓我咋做呀媽

 

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所有人都在生我氣嘛

 

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你可以為我去各家道歉開開路啊

 

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呃

 

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我們要在今晚吃周日晚餐

 

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我也許能問問大家允不允許你參加吧

 

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我就知道我能夠指望你

 

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噢 我最愛的兒子啊

 

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我超級(jí)愛你啊

 

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有一條魚在大自然里來回游

它把與魚寶寶庇護(hù)在它嘴里

 

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那魚看到Mitchell和他媽關(guān)系肯定會(huì)說

 

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"那真是一團(tuán)糟"

 

197

00:08:43,051 --> 00:08:48,961

和你媽的矛盾激化了嘛 是不?

 

198

00:08:49,121 --> 00:08:51,301

就像東部和西部一樣

 

199

00:08:51,441 --> 00:08:52,251

清楚沒?

 

200

00:08:52,411 --> 00:08:54,581

動(dòng)作像長(zhǎng)輩 說話像同輩

 

201

00:08:54,721 --> 00:08:56,551

我管這叫做"同長(zhǎng)"

 

202

00:08:56,691 --> 00:08:59,331

我從我父親那學(xué)來的

他走進(jìn)我房間 說

 

203

00:08:59,471 --> 00:09:02,401

"怎么啦 大汗豬"

 

204

00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:03,891

甜心...

 

205

00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,951

我當(dāng)然同意你去音樂會(huì)啦

 

206

00:09:06,081 --> 00:09:06,771

你開玩笑吧?

 

207

00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:08,261

我覺得音樂會(huì)很棒的

 

208

00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,951

我還做過舞會(huì)動(dòng)員呢

 

209

00:09:10,111 --> 00:09:10,951

做過什么?

 

210

00:09:11,091 --> 00:09:13,741

有個(gè)暑假我跟著Hall&Oates

環(huán)游了整個(gè)國(guó)家

 

211

00:09:13,871 --> 00:09:15,761

"富家女"跟我搭話了

 

212

00:09:15,901 --> 00:09:16,871

我就跟這個(gè)女孩兒約會(huì)

 

213

00:09:17,051 --> 00:09:18,571

不--不是約會(huì)

 

214

00:09:18,711 --> 00:09:21,161

我想我只是跟蹤了一下她

 

215

00:09:21,301 --> 00:09:23,941

好吧 媽根本不信我 這不公平

 

216

00:09:24,081 --> 00:09:24,831

她信你的啊

 

217

00:09:25,011 --> 00:09:27,301

只是演唱會(huì)上總有奇怪的事

 

218

00:09:27,431 --> 00:09:29,311

男生會(huì)--變得饑渴

 

219

00:09:29,441 --> 00:09:31,681

爸 你想要什么么?

 

220

00:09:31,811 --> 00:09:34,631

當(dāng)然咯 和我的寶貝女交流啊

 

221

00:09:34,751 --> 00:09:35,381

來吧

 

222

00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:36,291

假裝我不是你爸

 

223

00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,901

我們只是一對(duì)在果吧玩的朋友

 

224

00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:39,941

什么是果吧?

 

225

00:09:40,131 --> 00:09:41,501

好吧 麥爾特(雪糕店連鎖) 什么都行啊

 

226

00:09:41,621 --> 00:09:43,431

- 爸 我不要

- 別 都是爸?

 

227

00:09:43,561 --> 00:09:44,311

誰是爸?

 

228

00:09:44,481 --> 00:09:46,961

我是生科的Marcus

 

229

00:09:47,101 --> 00:09:47,921

嗨 Haley

 

230

00:09:48,081 --> 00:09:49,271

你和Dylan怎么樣啦?

 

231

00:09:49,411 --> 00:09:52,201

他有對(duì)你做什么不適當(dāng)?shù)氖聠?

 

232

00:09:52,351 --> 00:09:53,751

女友?

 

233

00:09:56,881 --> 00:10:01,761

不 沒事 

只是在跟麥爾特遇到的呆子聊天而已

 

234

00:10:03,611 --> 00:10:04,901

嗨 Mitchell 怎么了?

 

235

00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:07,081

嗨 就--就剛好在這邊

 

236

00:10:07,221 --> 00:10:11,171

你記得--記得媽當(dāng)初放棄整個(gè)事業(yè)

來養(yǎng)大咱們嗎?

 

237

00:10:11,301 --> 00:10:13,001

很有前途的事業(yè)

 

238

00:10:13,131 --> 00:10:14,401

天

 

239

00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,421

Claire?

 

240

00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:16,891

媽

 

241

00:10:17,801 --> 00:10:19,561

有這么長(zhǎng)了啊?

 

242

00:10:19,691 --> 00:10:20,361

呃 我知道啊

 

243

00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,791

我知道我們很久沒聊會(huì)尷尬

 

244

00:10:22,961 --> 00:10:24,791

我是說你的頭發(fā)

 

245

00:10:25,411 --> 00:10:27,721

如果我不跟你說 誰說呢?

 

246

00:10:27,851 --> 00:10:32,731

媽想讓你知道

關(guān)于那件事她感到很抱歉

 

247

00:10:32,861 --> 00:10:35,381

她想讓我們?cè)徦?/p>

 

248

00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:38,441

噢 通過傳話筒很棒噢

 

249

00:10:38,561 --> 00:10:39,761

看到了嗎?

 

250

00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:43,661

這諷刺太傷人了 像被鞭笞了一樣

 

251

00:10:43,791 --> 00:10:49,621

我們長(zhǎng)大的時(shí)候腦子里總有個(gè)聲音

告訴我們這不好那不好的

 

252

00:10:49,731 --> 00:10:52,621

我的那個(gè)聲音是外在的

天天送我上學(xué)

 

253

00:10:52,741 --> 00:10:56,521

其實(shí)媽真的想讓爸和Gloria平息一切

 

254

00:10:56,641 --> 00:11:01,741

我就想能不能讓媽加入咱們的晚餐呢?

 

255

00:11:01,851 --> 00:11:04,521

因?yàn)檫@也許是你最后一次看到我

 

256

00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:06,691

- 那個(gè)...

- 等等

 

257

00:11:06,831 --> 00:11:07,761

你在說什么?

 

258

00:11:07,921 --> 00:11:13,701

我要搬去一個(gè)又遠(yuǎn)又危險(xiǎn)的地方

 

259

00:11:13,831 --> 00:11:17,701

加拿大 因?yàn)樗龅搅私蠧has的男人

 

260

00:11:17,841 --> 00:11:18,951

他是個(gè)樵夫

 

261

00:11:19,091 --> 00:11:21,191

就像--就像伐木工人一樣?

 

262

00:11:21,321 --> 00:11:24,751

不是 他幫一個(gè)膽固醇研究提取血液樣本

 

263

00:11:24,871 --> 00:11:30,201

總之 在我把婚禮上那件事平息之前

我不能和他交媾

 

264

00:11:30,331 --> 00:11:32,111

我們會(huì)有愛的行為

 

265

00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:33,441

我們用手

 

266

00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:34,831

額滴神

 

267

00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,091

嗨 外婆

 

268

00:11:36,341 --> 00:11:37,891

噢 我的小彗星

 

269

00:11:38,071 --> 00:11:39,591

你看你呀

 

270

00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:40,981

都長(zhǎng)這么大了

 

271

00:11:41,241 --> 00:11:42,621

跟媽說啊

 

272

00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:44,701

她甚至不讓我去聽音樂會(huì)

 

273

00:11:44,841 --> 00:11:46,821

和她男朋友在外面過夜

 

274

00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:51,241

你在笑什么?

 

275

00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:55,831

噢 報(bào)應(yīng)真有趣啊

 

276

00:11:55,961 --> 00:11:57,161

還記得Ricky嗎?

 

277

00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:58,281

天

 

278

00:11:58,421 --> 00:11:59,611

誰是Ricky?

 

279

00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:00,531

不是誰

 

280

00:12:00,691 --> 00:12:05,061

Ricky是你老媽的男朋友

看起來像是Charles Manson

 

281

00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,671

有天你媽早上4點(diǎn)鐘才回到家

 

282

00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:09,741

4點(diǎn)?

 

283

00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:12,821

哇 媽 你和Ricky在做什么啊

 

284

00:12:12,951 --> 00:12:13,551

啥事兒也沒做

 

285

00:12:13,701 --> 00:12:15,801

我倆啥也沒做 他是個(gè)很好的人

 

286

00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:18,661

你要是肯花點(diǎn)心思去了解就會(huì)知道了

 

287

00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,131

Dylan也是個(gè)好人

 

288

00:12:20,671 --> 00:12:22,211

Dylan Dylan怎可能和Ricky比

 

289

00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,891

Ricky--Ricky是個(gè)詩(shī)人

 

290

00:12:25,031 --> 00:12:27,581

Dylan寫歌--超好的歌

 

291

00:12:27,721 --> 00:12:30,741

你要是肯花點(diǎn)心思去了解就會(huì)知道了

 

292

00:12:33,891 --> 00:12:36,971

好吧 首先 我不是我媽

 

293

00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:40,941

我不會(huì)以貌取人

 

294

00:12:41,071 --> 00:12:44,351

所以呢 你今晚帶他回家吃飯

 

295

00:12:44,471 --> 00:12:47,451

如果他好到像你說的那樣

 

296

00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:52,091

那我當(dāng)然沒問題讓你去音樂會(huì)

 

297

00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:54,901

在我弄清Tobey叔叔的底之后

 

298

00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,951

謝謝 謝謝 謝謝媽

 

299

00:12:57,081 --> 00:12:59,481

好 我去打電話給他

 

300

00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:03,131

真是明顯啊

 

301

00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:04,941

這是我的管教方式

 

302

00:13:05,071 --> 00:13:06,681

不 我是說你的上衣

 

303

00:13:06,861 --> 00:13:07,881

老媽

 

304

00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:08,681

Claire 等等

 

305

00:13:08,881 --> 00:13:11,441

拜托 別找麻煩

 

306

00:13:12,211 --> 00:13:14,031

Claire 得了吧 打住 打住

 

307

00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,591

只是讓她來吃個(gè)晚餐

向老爸和Gloria道個(gè)歉

 

308

00:13:17,721 --> 00:13:20,721

然后她和Chas就能幸福快樂的生活了

 

309

00:13:20,851 --> 00:13:23,031

- 在加拿大

- 在加拿大

 

310

00:13:23,151 --> 00:13:26,921

等等 為什么老是你幫她補(bǔ)救?

 

311

00:13:27,051 --> 00:13:28,181

什么意思?

 

312

00:13:28,321 --> 00:13:30,951

媽媽搞出一堆爛攤子

然后Mitchell來收拾

 

313

00:13:31,091 --> 00:13:33,141

才不是這樣

 

314

00:13:33,281 --> 00:13:36,611

如果...如果有什么的話 

是你搞砸了和媽咪的關(guān)系

 

315

00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:38,431

- 和 和媽媽

- 哇 "媽咪"?

 

316

00:13:38,581 --> 00:13:40,901

不 我沒那么說

該死

 

317

00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:41,961

好吧

 

318

00:13:42,091 --> 00:13:44,051

好的 她可以來

但得和爹地說一下

 

319

00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,451

- "爹地"

- 我沒有說"爹地"

 

320

00:13:45,601 --> 00:13:47,171

你說了

 

321

00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,436

嘿 老爸

 

322

00:13:53,576 --> 00:13:55,166

Mitchell 你來這兒做什么?

 

323

00:13:55,306 --> 00:13:56,746

很抱歉打擾你

 

324

00:13:56,886 --> 00:13:58,176

我能和你還有Gloria談一下嗎?

 

325

00:13:58,326 --> 00:14:00,526

她出去處理Manny的事情去了

 

326

00:14:00,666 --> 00:14:02,576

他燒了同學(xué)的自行車

 

327

00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:03,296

為什么?

 

328

00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:05,806

我可能告訴過他可以去報(bào)復(fù)同學(xué)

 

329

00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:09,146

他竟然真去報(bào)復(fù)了

 

330

00:14:09,496 --> 00:14:11,656

我教子無方

 

331

00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:12,626

不是差勁的一次

 

332

00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:14,006

出什么事了?

 

333

00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,196

呃 媽媽來了

 

334

00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,936

- 你媽媽?

- 不 不 你媽媽

 

335

00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,156

她死而復(fù)生了 

是的 是我媽媽

 

336

00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,026

我媽媽才沒這么恐怖

 

337

00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:24,366

聽著 她對(duì)婚禮上發(fā)生的事感到很愧疚

 

338

00:14:24,506 --> 00:14:27,196

她想今天晚餐的時(shí)候向大家道歉

 

339

00:14:27,356 --> 00:14:29,376

你還是她的跑腿啊

 

340

00:14:29,516 --> 00:14:31,886

不 為什么每個(gè)人都說...不

 

341

00:14:32,026 --> 00:14:35,936

我 我只想家庭和睦

 

342

00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,986

那么你會(huì)告訴Gloria

媽媽要來晚餐吧?

 

343

00:14:38,116 --> 00:14:39,906

Gloria不會(huì)去的

 

344

00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:43,846

她還在對(duì)你媽媽大發(fā)雷霆

這就是我不和你說話的原因

 

345

00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:44,656

我做了什么?

 

346

00:14:44,806 --> 00:14:46,486

就當(dāng)這次談話沒發(fā)生過

 

347

00:14:46,626 --> 00:14:47,596

這不太好吧

 

348

00:14:47,726 --> 00:14:48,436

我一路開車到這里

 

349

00:14:48,606 --> 00:14:49,506

不 你沒有 你沒來過這兒

 

350

00:14:49,686 --> 00:14:50,726

事實(shí)上 你甚至沒打過電話

 

351

00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:53,226

我本想打電話的 但我想還是過來

談一下比較好

 

352

00:14:53,346 --> 00:14:54,856

這兒出什么事了?

 

353

00:14:54,986 --> 00:14:56,346

聽著...

 

354

00:14:56,476 --> 00:14:59,656

我愿意化干戈為玉帛

 

355

00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:03,036

但如果我騙Gloria

她永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)原諒我的

 

356

00:15:03,176 --> 00:15:07,916

這就是讓你騙她的原因

我不喜歡這樣做

 

357

00:15:08,056 --> 00:15:08,806

好的 棒極了

 

358

00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:10,486

不 真棒 一切都是我的錯(cuò)

 

359

00:15:10,616 --> 00:15:15,226

我聽不見因?yàn)槟慊丶伊硕以诖蝽?/p>

 

360

00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:20,986

小D

 

361

00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:22,206

就是他

 

362

00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,036

請(qǐng)進(jìn)

 

363

00:15:24,076 --> 00:15:24,856

你怎么樣?

 

364

00:15:24,996 --> 00:15:25,716

很好

 

365

00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:29,376

嘿 各位 這是Dylan

 

366

00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:35,396

他有顆善良的心

 

367

00:15:35,526 --> 00:15:36,966

從"嘿"上你就看出來了?

 

368

00:15:37,116 --> 00:15:39,466

Dylan 我看到你帶斧頭來了

 

369

00:15:39,596 --> 00:15:41,326

嗯 嗯 我剛排練結(jié)束

 

370

00:15:41,456 --> 00:15:42,146

真甜蜜

 

371

00:15:42,296 --> 00:15:43,256

好懷念那些日子

 

372

00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:44,586

你參加過樂隊(duì)?

 

373

00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:48,216

真希望如此 但在高中我太有魅力

所以...

 

374

00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:49,256

天哪

 

375

00:15:50,606 --> 00:15:52,346

肯定是老爸和Gloria

 

376

00:15:52,476 --> 00:15:55,896

Mitchell 我知道這很蠢 但

 

377

00:15:56,016 --> 00:15:57,306

我有點(diǎn)緊張

 

378

00:15:57,446 --> 00:15:58,826

不 那不蠢

 

379

00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:00,276

你應(yīng)該這樣

 

380

00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:03,686

你好嗎?

 

381

00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,046

- Manny

- Phil

 

382

00:16:05,186 --> 00:16:06,666

- 胡子不錯(cuò)

- 謝謝

 

383

00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:09,506

別開玩笑 他可能會(huì)燒掉你的房子

 

384

00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:12,826

要開始了

 

385

00:16:12,966 --> 00:16:13,636

De

 

386

00:16:13,786 --> 00:16:14,796

嗨 Jay

 

387

00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:15,816

Gloria

 

388

00:16:15,956 --> 00:16:17,416

她在這兒做什么?

 

389

00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:19,486

她什么意思 "她在這兒做什么?"

 

390

00:16:19,626 --> 00:16:21,066

Mitchell告訴過你我會(huì)在這兒

 

391

00:16:21,236 --> 00:16:23,986

- 撒謊!

- 我不能告訴她不然她根本不會(huì)來

 

392

00:16:24,136 --> 00:16:26,836

Gloria 我媽媽想道歉

 

393

00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:28,646

你就這樣給Gloria一個(gè)措手不及?

 

394

00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:30,636

Mitchell 你到底怎么回事?

 

395

00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:32,086

我不要她道歉

 

396

00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:33,106

親愛的 沒人能責(zé)怪你

 

397

00:16:33,246 --> 00:16:35,916

這下你知道你的主意很糟了吧!

 

398

00:16:36,046 --> 00:16:37,666

Jay Manny 我們走

 

399

00:16:37,806 --> 00:16:39,576

Gloria 等等 等等 

 

400

00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:44,966

我只想告訴你

破壞了你的婚禮我真的感到很抱歉

 

401

00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:48,926

我一直一個(gè)人在苦苦掙扎

 

402

00:16:49,046 --> 00:16:51,716

而Jay卻輕而易舉地追求到

 

403

00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:57,406

不是某個(gè)人

 

404

00:16:57,526 --> 00:17:00,666

而是一位年輕 聰明 漂亮的女士

 

405

00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:03,776

我不期望你能原諒我

 

406

00:17:03,906 --> 00:17:09,186

如果我是你 我會(huì)想揍我的

 

407

00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:19,946

我想今天這個(gè)家有太多的報(bào)復(fù)了

 

408

00:17:20,156 --> 00:17:22,216

好的 你看?

 

409

00:17:22,336 --> 00:17:23,646

一切都會(huì)過去的

 

410

00:17:23,756 --> 00:17:25,916

都是因?yàn)槲?不是媽媽的乖寶寶

 

411

00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:30,976

而是一個(gè)有聰明感性又有愛心的人

請(qǐng)記住 賤人們

 

412

00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:33,186

真不合時(shí)宜

 

413

00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:35,236

我原諒你

 

414

00:17:39,376 --> 00:17:42,306

我真沒想到

 

415

00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:46,176

我只想扭斷你的脖子!

 

416

00:17:48,486 --> 00:17:50,376

你毀了我的婚禮!

 

417

00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:53,746

我抓住Gloria了!

 

418

00:17:54,086 --> 00:17:55,596

我抓住Gloria了!

 

419

00:17:57,106 --> 00:17:58,546

我抓住Gloria了

 

420

00:18:01,406 --> 00:18:02,956

站起來 像個(gè)女人 來呀

 

421

00:18:03,076 --> 00:18:03,816

好了好了

 

422

00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:06,806

你們倆給我住手

 

423

00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:08,686

對(duì)此我感到很抱歉

 

424

00:18:08,836 --> 00:18:11,076

- 不 沒事

- 很可笑

 

425

00:18:11,186 --> 00:18:13,966

你知道的 Gloria沒有偷走我

 

426

00:18:14,086 --> 00:18:15,806

我們?cè)缫巡缓?/p>

 

427

00:18:15,936 --> 00:18:18,356

你離開去發(fā)現(xiàn)自我 記得吧?

 

428

00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:20,556

我原以為我能處理好的

 

429

00:18:20,686 --> 00:18:21,846

真對(duì)不起

 

430

00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:23,306

你沒資格說"對(duì)不起"了!

 

431

00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,276

這個(gè)詞從你嘴里說出來毫無意義!

 

432

00:18:25,406 --> 00:18:26,696

我抓住Gloria了

 

433

00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:30,526

我不知道剛才發(fā)生了什么

 

434

00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:32,116

我知道

 

435

00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:37,286

我是說 這對(duì)我而言很簡(jiǎn)單

 

436

00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,496

你出現(xiàn)試圖挽回好的事物

 

437

00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:42,346

也許 也許你不應(yīng)該... 

 

438

00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,676

聽著聽著 我對(duì)這種事不太習(xí)慣

 

439

00:18:44,806 --> 00:18:46,276

一大家子的事

 

440

00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:50,286

在我家 我們甚至彼此之間不說話

 

441

00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:52,946

有趣的是 我第一次見到Haley的時(shí)候

 

442

00:18:53,056 --> 00:18:54,266

我就知道我喜歡她

 

443

00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:57,376

我是說她很漂亮 

但不只是這些

 

444

00:18:57,486 --> 00:19:01,546

她有一種與生俱來的自信

 

445

00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:05,926

這種自信源自于你們這種大家庭

 

446

00:19:06,036 --> 00:19:16,566

那樣的熱情 與異族 同性戀男

瘋子和諧相處

 

447

00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:21,886

其實(shí)你們每個(gè)人都深愛著彼此

 

448

00:19:21,976 --> 00:19:26,546

我不相信我會(huì)這么說 

但也許該讓他們一起約會(huì)

 

449

00:19:26,676 --> 00:19:28,936

他很完美

 

450

00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:36,596

各位 Haley說Dylan是個(gè)音樂家

他寫了很多很棒的歌

 

451

00:19:36,996 --> 00:19:38,526

唱幾首

 

452

00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:40,256

如果大家想的話 我就唱

 

453

00:19:40,406 --> 00:19:42,376

我們都想享受一下美妙的旋律

 

454

00:19:42,506 --> 00:19:45,906

這首歌其實(shí)是我寫給Haley的

 

455

00:19:46,036 --> 00:19:47,636

名字是"月光下"

 

456

00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,226

Dylan 不錯(cuò)的歌名

 

457

00:19:49,436 --> 00:19:50,526

謝謝

 

458

00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:57,476

*星星從天際落下*

 

459

00:19:57,626 --> 00:20:04,156

*而你就是原因*

 

460

00:20:04,826 --> 00:20:15,606

*月光在你臉龐閃耀 好像找到了家*

 

461

00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:18,556

*因?yàn)槭悄?寶貝 寶貝*

 

462

00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:28,786

*我想上你 上你

你想在月光下野戰(zhàn) 野戰(zhàn)嗎*

 

463

00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:36,756

*寶貝 寶貝 我想偷走你 偷走你

我想撫摸你 撫摸你*

 

464

00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:43,326

*也許能夠治愈你的心靈*

 

465

00:20:43,646 --> 00:20:45,286

不能讓她去

 

466

00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:47,526

絕無可能

 

467

00:20:51,816 --> 00:20:59,396

*他們不介意你臉龐的月光*

 

468

00:20:59,516 --> 00:21:02,856

*終于感到*

 

469

00:21:02,986 --> 00:21:06,036

*找到了家*

 

470

00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:11,686

*我想上你 上你*

 

471

00:21:11,826 --> 00:21:17,896

*寶貝你可以上我 上我

我要上你 上你*

 

472

00:21:18,046 --> 00:21:20,866

*也許能夠治愈你 治愈你*

 

473

00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:29,226

*治愈你的心靈 治愈你的心靈*

 

474

00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,556

從來不會(huì)合音

 

475

00:21:30,726 --> 00:21:31,226

已經(jīng)很好了