Claire向Manny 抱怨Alex不肯穿裙子,Manny只好盡責(zé)地開(kāi)導(dǎo)她??僧?dāng)Alex在繼外婆Gloria的開(kāi)導(dǎo)下終于買了一條裙子,Claire仍是一臉不高興。Phil為了討好岳父Jay,陪著Jay去放飛模型飛機(jī),中途Phil經(jīng)歷“墜機(jī)”事故,面對(duì)震怒的女兒Claire ,Jay 只好違心地向Phil表達(dá)他的“愛(ài)意”。
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- 我以為你是要去倒垃圾的耶
- 對(duì)啊
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- Phil
- 知道了 馬上
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- 我...我本就要去的
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Dylan
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嗨 Dunphy阿姨 我 我只是在等Haley
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你有按門鈴嗎?
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我發(fā)了信息 她說(shuō)她一會(huì)兒就下來(lái)
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- 噢 好 替我向她問(wèn)好
- 好的
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Dylan! D仔!
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和Dylan滴靈靈地停在家
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- "d"后面是"y" "y"后面是...
- 嗨 Dunphy先生
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嗨 進(jìn)來(lái)吧
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你剛好能看到比賽的最后
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噢 我不太看棒球的
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Haley跟你打招呼了
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我-我只是在開(kāi)玩笑啦
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過(guò)來(lái) 我?guī)憧?/p>
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坐 坐這里
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來(lái)啊 我又不會(huì)咬你
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玩你的啦
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我在開(kāi)玩笑啦
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好 看到那個(gè)男的嗎? 他得分就打平了
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他很搞笑的
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每次都只跑到"二壘"
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我很確定他這次要試著偷"三壘"
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但這想法非常不好
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你和Haley怎么樣啦?
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我好像和你在家玩玩具飛機(jī)啊
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這不是玩具飛機(jī) Manny
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這是模型 很復(fù)雜的
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你要遙控它飛起來(lái)
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你要對(duì)機(jī)翼和飛行過(guò)程都非常熟悉才行
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而且都要遵循空氣動(dòng)力學(xué)的原則
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但盒子上寫著"12歲及以上年齡"
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什么?!
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你下次可以和Jay一起灰灰機(jī)
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但你今天要和Luke一起玩
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- 為什么?
- 因?yàn)樗麐寢屟?qǐng)了你吖 你就去吧
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家人要保持親近吶 對(duì)不對(duì)啊Jay
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我很確定這里打印錯(cuò)了
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男人都要有愛(ài)好
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Manny的爸爸有好多愛(ài)好
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像是在沙漠徒步旅行啦
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從那種地方跳下來(lái)滑雪啦...
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那個(gè)是什么地方?格得格得叫的
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- 直升機(jī)
- 對(duì)
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有一次 他居然敢和一個(gè)短吻鱷搏擊
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摔跤
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要說(shuō)摔跤...你不可能和鱷魚搏擊
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你確定嗎?
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他們的爪子上怎么戴拳套啊
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他們不是有小小的巴掌嗎?
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沒(méi)有!
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好吧 我忘記我們?cè)镜脑掝}了
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不管怎么說(shuō) 愛(ài)好對(duì)男人都是很重要的
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不管你是在挑戰(zhàn)生命極限
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還是從安全距離遙控一只灰機(jī)
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等等等等 你在往哪里開(kāi)?
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順道去買些尿片
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一會(huì)兒就好
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這里是好市多耶
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對(duì)啊 就是從這里買尿片
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幾時(shí)開(kāi)始的?
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你還記得幾個(gè)月之前
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領(lǐng)養(yǎng)了一個(gè)寶寶嗎?
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就是從那開(kāi)始的
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Mitchell很勢(shì)利眼
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不不 我只是...我只是看得比較透徹
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勢(shì)利眼的官方說(shuō)法
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我們第一次見(jiàn)的時(shí)候他看都不看我一眼
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因?yàn)槲沂莻€(gè)密蘇里州的鄉(xiāng)下農(nóng)夫
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而他是一個(gè)城市老鼠
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誰(shuí)會(huì)用"城市老鼠"這個(gè)詞?
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鄉(xiāng)下老鼠
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我想我還是在車?yán)锏攘?/p>
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好吧
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如果你要出去的話能幫忙扔垃圾嗎?
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- 我已經(jīng)扔了
- 噢 我們已經(jīng)搞定了
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他有點(diǎn)坐不住啊
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你也不想想 一個(gè)小孩當(dāng)然不想
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和他女友的老爸混一起玩
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我以為我們已經(jīng)超越那種關(guān)系了
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我已經(jīng)...
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我同意他進(jìn)入下一步的說(shuō)
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真的嗎?
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我還以為你同意他們做普通朋友
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是 但是做普通朋友的最終目的
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就是可以和他可以更進(jìn)一步
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你不知道這個(gè)道理嗎?
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那你怎么沒(méi)有和我爹關(guān)系更深一層
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你在說(shuō)什么呢?
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我們結(jié)婚了16年
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你在他旁邊還是像如履薄冰一樣
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什么?!
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你在胡說(shuō)什么?
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Jay和我多鐵啊
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你...你只是想要過(guò)來(lái)玩玩
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來(lái)了六個(gè)好盆友喔 這樣的話...
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我們就可以...
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Manny帶了他最喜歡的游戲和Luke玩
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這叫做"帝國(guó)的征服"
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你要運(yùn)用策略來(lái)擴(kuò)大自己的版圖
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最后控制整個(gè)世界
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Luke一定會(huì)喜歡的 他就在外面玩著呢
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我去血拼 你要我?guī)湍銕裁礀|西嗎?
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你真好 不過(guò)我們還好 謝謝哦
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這件怎么樣?
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你不跟Gloria和Manny打聲招呼嗎?
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嗨 Gloria和Manny
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好了 媽 這件怎樣嘛?
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不行 你要穿裙子的
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- 媽 好啦!
- 干嘛啊?
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讓你穿得像個(gè)女孩子一下午會(huì)死啊
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但那是你朋友的婚禮
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我根本就沒(méi)聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)那個(gè)人
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沒(méi)得商量
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你可以跟Haley再借一次裙子
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不行 這樣代表了很惡心的事情...
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就是我變成了Haley
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與其逼我穿裙子
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不如擔(dān)心一下怎樣讓Luke穿褲子?
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啥?
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他干嘛要這樣?
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Luke!
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褲子! 給我穿上!
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Jay和我是好兄弟 毫無(wú)疑問(wèn)
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我們的關(guān)系不是外在的
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呃 他...他不太說(shuō)話
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也...不太會(huì)擁抱別人
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有一次 他開(kāi)車碾過(guò)了我的腳
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那是因?yàn)?他在戒煙
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但 基本上 我們算是好兄弟
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你非得傻站著嗎?
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你都讓我難受了
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哦
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老天 坐下呀
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喏 扶住這只機(jī)翼 我來(lái)調(diào)整這個(gè)
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好的
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來(lái)啊 坐啊
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別抓太大力了
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好
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Alex要不你跟我去逛街吧?
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也許我可以幫你找到你喜歡的喲
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這是很好 但是她不太喜歡逛街
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事實(shí)上我想去哦
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因?yàn)槟愣疾恢牢蚁矚g的是什么
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你一點(diǎn)都不知道
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我當(dāng)然知道了
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你喜歡惹我生氣
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就像你姐姐
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喜歡把自己關(guān)在房間里
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還有 你弟弟喜歡...
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吶 你也看到你弟喜歡做啥
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Luke! 穿 上 褲 子 !
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我和Jay之間的小問(wèn)題
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就是總是止步不前
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從最初的時(shí)候就是這樣
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你知道 他就像那種銀背大猩猩
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保護(hù)著他的女人
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然后來(lái)了一個(gè)更年輕力壯的大猩猩
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闖進(jìn)來(lái) 一巴掌把他拍飛
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那些母猩猩就會(huì)很自然地跑過(guò)來(lái)
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把她們的菊花給你
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猩爸爸想要阻止這一切 但他已經(jīng)不行了
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這就是...這就是生活 我不是敵人
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那些偷獵者才是敵人
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好了
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不許碰了
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好
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你想要去放飛嗎?
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好啊
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哎
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我拿到了牙膏和肥皂
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行了 你都能開(kāi)家店了
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我還以為我們只是來(lái)買尿片的
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我們農(nóng)場(chǎng)里有句話
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既然有好鞍 何不多...
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我感到你在翻我白眼
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我們是在小胡椒著名的游戲夜上認(rèn)識(shí)的
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我記得Mitchell是因?yàn)槲颐看梧膏附?/p>
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他都會(huì)翻白眼
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我才沒(méi)有!
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還是有的
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好吧 有一點(diǎn)
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我們...我們正在玩猜字游戲
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我不知道怎么去比劃那個(gè)詞
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我想到能做的就只有...
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結(jié)果一秒還沒(méi)過(guò)去 Cam就說(shuō)了...
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"卡薩布蘭卡"
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我只是這樣比劃了一下
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"卡薩布蘭卡"
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"卡薩布蘭卡"
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我們可不可以拿了尿片就走哇?
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行 但我還想去葡萄酒區(qū)看一下
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等一下
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這里有個(gè)葡萄酒區(qū)?
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真的 一種超好喝的 就在輪胎后面
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不可能 他們?cè)趺纯赡苡?..喔 天吶
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我的天...Cam Cam
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我想要這個(gè)碎紙機(jī)呀 行不?
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可以橫切彩紙了...好
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呵!
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天啊 太棒了
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對(duì)啊
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Cam...
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這到底是什么神奇的地方吶
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這餅干香到絕無(wú)僅有了 你獨(dú)門配方?
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不是 我只是把他們?nèi)舆M(jìn)去烤
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然后添加你的秘方和無(wú)盡的愛(ài)嗎?
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當(dāng)然
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你和Luke玩的來(lái)吧?
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我也不知道 他不愿從盒子里出來(lái)
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我就在這和姐姐聊聊天好了
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噢 是啊 我想嚴(yán)格上說(shuō)我還是你繼姐
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我媽說(shuō)不要用個(gè)"繼"字
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聽(tīng)起來(lái)好假
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而我們真的是一家人
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所以 究竟有什么問(wèn)題啊 Claire?
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什么?
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你看起來(lái)不開(kāi)心
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我只是因?yàn)锳lex 你知道 孩子的事
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呃 孩子啊
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別跟我提起這個(gè) 學(xué)校里都是些屁孩兒
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我想吃過(guò)中午飯后
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我們可以去血拼啦
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我不要買裙子哦
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我才不介意呢 我又不是你媽
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我知道 你是我外婆
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"繼"外婆才對(duì)
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不管怎樣 你今天就把當(dāng)我是你閨蜜
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就是兩個(gè)女孩出來(lái)玩一個(gè)下午
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你和閨蜜出來(lái)都做什么吖
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不知道啊 就聊聊天 喝喝酒
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我能喝酒嗎?
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不行
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真是區(qū)別對(duì)待啊
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你可以告訴我任何事情啊
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大人總是用著套話但從來(lái)都不是真心的
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當(dāng)我媽跟我說(shuō)我可以問(wèn)她所有東西
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我都不能問(wèn)
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一問(wèn)她就會(huì)暴走
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我不會(huì)暴走吧 說(shuō)吧
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好吧
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你睡過(guò)多少個(gè)男的?
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8個(gè) 下一個(gè)
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我可以試試看嗎?
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不行
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我應(yīng)該去買一個(gè)的 我一直很愛(ài)飛機(jī)
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我要是重新過(guò)一次的話
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我會(huì)成為一個(gè)機(jī)師的
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如果關(guān)掉遙控器
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然后很快地重啟?
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啊 你真是個(gè)"好機(jī)師"啊
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你可以在空中大轉(zhuǎn)圈嗎?
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只要我想就可以
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不是吧!我可以試試看嗎?
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不行
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好吧
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我知道你為什么會(huì)喜歡了 多平靜啊
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就像整個(gè)世界都消失了一樣
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我還記得有個(gè)夏天
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- 我跟你說(shuō)
- 嗯?
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我還會(huì)另一手 叫做"穿針引線"
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在Claire和Mitch還是小孩的時(shí)候
我經(jīng)常這么做
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- 想試試看嘛?
- 要怎樣做?
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你從那邊拿一個(gè)呼啦圈
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走到那邊很遠(yuǎn)很遠(yuǎn)很遠(yuǎn)的地方
站定別動(dòng)
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我控制飛機(jī)穿過(guò)它
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哇 聽(tīng)起來(lái)好棒
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然后我就能控制它了嗎?
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- 不行
- 好吧
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這里怎樣?
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不夠遠(yuǎn) 繼續(xù)跑
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好 繼續(xù)跑
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- 越遠(yuǎn)越好
- 好好 我知道了
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知道了噢!
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這里呢?
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好! 站住 不許動(dòng)!
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耶! 我們來(lái)吧!
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嗚呼!
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嗷!我太愛(ài)了!
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太-愛(ài)-了!
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你把飛機(jī)往我臉上開(kāi)啊
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你肯定動(dòng)了 我叫了你別動(dòng)的
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- 我沒(méi)動(dòng)啊
- 別說(shuō)話
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我檢查一下有沒(méi)有什么問(wèn)題
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Alex和我從來(lái)沒(méi)達(dá)成過(guò)一致
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她什么事情都能和我吵起來(lái)
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嗯 一個(gè)強(qiáng)而獨(dú)立的女人啊
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聽(tīng)起來(lái)像是一個(gè)故人
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我從來(lái)脾氣就很好的
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這...這次裙子的事情...
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從來(lái)就沒(méi)有在Haley上發(fā)生過(guò)
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也許Alex不想被拿去和她姐姐比較
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她可能只是想有她自己獨(dú)特的一面吧
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把她和裙子搭在一起 她就失去自我了
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就因?yàn)榇┝艘粋€(gè)下午
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我就不會(huì)放棄一直做自己
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哇
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要不是我知道 很難想象你只有10歲
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10歲零9個(gè)月
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是啊
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- 你好
- 我是Mitchell 你們需要橄欖嗎?
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- 橄欖?
- 超級(jí)好的橄欖
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好的
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我這就給你買
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Mitchell 我找到尿布了
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就在這兒
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Cameron 猜猜我看到了什么
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棺材
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他們不僅賣嬰兒奶粉 還賣棺材
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從生到死 你需要的東西 這兒都有賣
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天啊 看看這滿架子的尿布
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真的好便宜
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我覺(jué)得嘛
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我們應(yīng)該一次性買夠一到兩年用的
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我們放哪呢?
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他們不是還賣棚子嗎
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你真愿意買個(gè)尿布棚?
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你真想讓我們成為有尿布棚的人?
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別說(shuō)話 快點(diǎn)再拿兩盒
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我可不會(huì) Mitchell 我們得走了
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不 來(lái)嘛 我們還需要...
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請(qǐng)問(wèn)下 你們的平板推車哪里來(lái)的?
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- 那兒
- 你快去拿一輛
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- 真的?
- 是滴
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拿兩輛!
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我在賣蘋果醬那等你
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猜詞游戲后 我們一起去喝了咖啡
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我知道了他喜歡藝術(shù)
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是個(gè)鋼琴小王子 還會(huì)說(shuō)法語(yǔ)
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<i>一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)啦</i>
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所以 我看錯(cuò)他了
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是啊 我就像"好市多"
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大而不典雅 卻不怕沒(méi)人來(lái)愛(ài)我
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是滴 我就比較像...
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又忘了
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我們?cè)诎屠韫涞哪羌倚∩痰杲猩睹?
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你真是個(gè)勢(shì)利眼
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"卡薩布蘭卡"
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我踝關(guān)節(jié)上紋了朵花
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還吻了只極小的蝴蝶在我的...
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大腿上
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大腿哪?
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挺根部的地方
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你這么做是為了看起來(lái)更性感嗎?
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回答這個(gè) 是因?yàn)槟腥瞬偶y的?
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外公喜歡嗎?
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三個(gè)問(wèn)題的答案 不 不 是滴
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真惡心
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我們還是聊聊你打洞的經(jīng)歷吧
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不
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我已經(jīng)回答你足夠多問(wèn)題了
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現(xiàn)在你回答我
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什么?
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你為啥不想穿裙子?
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因?yàn)槲也幌胱屪约?/p>
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看起來(lái)就像我姐和她朋友一樣
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我也穿裙子啊 一點(diǎn)也不會(huì)像她
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你就是我姐嘛 只是...年長(zhǎng)40歲的版本
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- 就大10歲
- 20吧
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成交
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Alex 你為什么這么不愿意穿裙子?
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我穿不穿又無(wú)謂
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反正我沒(méi)我姐和你漂亮
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無(wú)稽之談 你很漂亮啊!
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我不漂亮
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但這沒(méi)關(guān)系
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我頭腦機(jī)靈
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- 那個(gè)俊服務(wù)員可不知道你機(jī)靈
- 什么意思?
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每次他經(jīng)過(guò) 都會(huì)對(duì)你笑
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他才沒(méi)有!
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那你怎么解釋只有我們桌上有面包?
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某一天 你也會(huì)憧憬著
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和一個(gè)他這樣的帥哥約會(huì)
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那天到來(lái)時(shí) 你也會(huì)想變得漂亮
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那時(shí)候你就會(huì)穿裙子了
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你吻過(guò)女孩沒(méi)?
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這樣問(wèn)你外婆可不允許
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我媽以前是不是對(duì)我很嚴(yán)苛?
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是滴 但你知道嗎?
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那時(shí)候 受貝蒂-傅瑞丹
(著名女權(quán)運(yùn)動(dòng)家)
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和葛羅莉亞-史坦能思想統(tǒng)治
(兩者皆為著名女權(quán)運(yùn)動(dòng)家)
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他們不明白...
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- 我們回來(lái)了
- 大家好
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購(gòu)物怎么樣?
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太好了 你與Luke玩得開(kāi)心嗎?
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- 不是那么...
- 我們過(guò)得很愉快
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Alex 我想了又想...
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如果你不想穿裙子去參加婚禮
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也不是世界末日
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沒(méi)關(guān)系啦
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我買了一條
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你看 她就是這么惹怒我的
398
00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:26,988
我們下周再談
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大家讓一下 有傷員 有傷員
400
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哦-哦 我臉得好好休息下
401
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你很好
402
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不會(huì)有事的
403
00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:39,268
額滴神! 老爸 你干了啥
404
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:41,008
小事故而已
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我剛經(jīng)歷了墜機(jī)事件
406
00:16:42,308 --> 00:16:43,538
發(fā)生了什么?
407
00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:45,808
飛機(jī)穿洞時(shí) 某人移動(dòng)了
408
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我才沒(méi)有 你故意的
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是止痛藥讓他胡言亂語(yǔ) 他現(xiàn)在有點(diǎn)糊涂
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情況有多壞?
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機(jī)翼折段 螺旋槳彎曲
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- 但我可以...
- 我是指Phil
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我剛經(jīng)歷了墜機(jī)事件
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00:16:58,388 --> 00:16:59,558
老爸 你真厲害
415
00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:01,388
我又沒(méi)讓他去 他自己堅(jiān)持要去
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他試了一下 結(jié)果就這樣了
417
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就像你開(kāi)車壓他腳那次?
418
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你還開(kāi)車壓他腳?
419
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那只是意外
420
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老爸 你明明是故意的
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草坪上還有輪胎印
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那時(shí)候我剛戒煙
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瞧 你讓你老公更難受了
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- 我要喝水
- 我去拿
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你還好嗎
426
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,318
Gloria 你在這兒太好了
427
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別擔(dān)心 我也在這兒
428
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你是誰(shuí)?
429
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不是我的錯(cuò)
430
00:17:29,688 --> 00:17:32,358
我看過(guò)你穿洞很多次
431
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- 你從沒(méi)失誤過(guò)
- 可能是我變老了吧
432
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你為什么不承認(rèn)是因?yàn)槟悴幌矚gPhil
433
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放下 你沒(méi)資格吃我家餅干
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我喜歡Phil啊
435
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只是有時(shí)他太黏人了
436
00:17:42,798 --> 00:17:45,568
這很讓人...討嫌
437
00:17:45,638 --> 00:17:47,008
好吧 他可能是有點(diǎn)黏人
438
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,538
但是你從不給他機(jī)會(huì)
439
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:49,708
你知道嗎?
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00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,438
我們已經(jīng)結(jié)婚16年
441
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你有告訴過(guò)他一次 你喜歡他嗎?
442
00:17:54,478 --> 00:17:56,518
這幾個(gè)字 我是沒(méi)說(shuō)過(guò)
443
00:17:56,578 --> 00:17:58,218
你類似的話都沒(méi)說(shuō)過(guò)
444
00:17:58,288 --> 00:18:01,248
你知道那讓我怎么想嗎?
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446
00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:04,458
你從沒(méi)告訴過(guò)你兒子 你愛(ài)他?
447
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,858
什么時(shí)候我們開(kāi)始談"愛(ài)"這個(gè)詞了?
448
00:18:06,928 --> 00:18:09,028
他又不是我親兒子
449
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你的意思是 你也不愛(ài)Manny?
450
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我當(dāng)然愛(ài)了
451
00:18:12,828 --> 00:18:14,398
相信我 當(dāng)我剛才在公園時(shí)
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00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,098
我真希望是Manny相伴
453
00:18:16,168 --> 00:18:17,568
陪你干嗎...
454
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好讓你用灰機(jī)打他頭嗎?
455
00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:24,578
老爸 謝謝你帶Phil回家
456
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我在他頭發(fā)里發(fā)現(xiàn)了一小零件 還你...
457
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其實(shí)這叫做副翼 它是控制...
458
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是啊 這真重要
459
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再見(jiàn) 老爸
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嗨 Phil
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Jay
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痛!
463
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難道你是瓷娃娃?
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Phil 我只想讓你知道 我很抱歉
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不管是因?yàn)槲沂д` 還是因?yàn)槟銊?dòng)了...
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我沒(méi)動(dòng)
467
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不管怎樣...
468
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我只想告訴你我很喜歡你
469
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真的?
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是滴
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00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:14,788
你喜歡我什么?
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你人好
473
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特別努力
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是啊
475
00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:25,938
你是個(gè)好爸爸
476
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我是個(gè)好爸爸 過(guò)來(lái)
477
00:19:28,038 --> 00:19:29,908
你過(guò)來(lái)
478
00:19:31,278 --> 00:19:33,278
這感覺(jué)真好
479
00:19:35,178 --> 00:19:37,018
發(fā)生什么了?
480
00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:38,678
出了個(gè)小意外
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00:19:38,748 --> 00:19:40,948
但Jay在告訴Phil他愛(ài)他
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真好耶
483
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是啊 但他從沒(méi)對(duì)我男友說(shuō)過(guò)
484
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別放心上啦
485
00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:48,428
- 憑什么
- Mitch是對(duì)滴
486
00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:50,358
你也去抱抱 Cam 快點(diǎn)
487
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沒(méi)開(kāi)玩笑吧
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Jay!
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來(lái)吧 Cam
490
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- 就小抱一下
- 來(lái)吧
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快說(shuō) 快說(shuō)!
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我也很喜歡 Cam
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- 你喜歡他什么?
- 額滴神
494
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你從哪搞到的攝像機(jī)?
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世上最好的商店
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謝謝 老爸
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Manny 你也進(jìn)去 一起照張相
498
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來(lái)吧 Manny
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00:20:14,118 --> 00:20:15,158
一二三 "起司!"
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不要擠!
501
00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:17,988
- 起司!
- 照好了
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00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:19,628
- 起司
- 再來(lái)一張
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真和諧啊!
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是不是有這種感覺(jué) 他可以環(huán)抱世界?
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我是不是把什么拉壞了
507
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我一直想要個(gè)女兒
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幫她穿靚裝
509
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做頭發(fā) 修指甲 化妝
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沒(méi)人知道 但在Manny還小時(shí)
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我把他打扮成小女孩
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然后告訴大家他是我女兒
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就幾次而已嘛
514
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,553
我可不想讓他有性別錯(cuò)亂感
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當(dāng)他看到那些照片時(shí) 我就告訴他
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那是他死去的龍鳳胎妹妹