聽美劇學英語 - 摩登家庭第一季第二集 The Bicycle Thief

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成為偉大父親的秘訣是什么呢?

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這很難回答

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讓他們自由翱翔 實現(xiàn)夢想...

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- 就是這樣 而且...

- 不管是畫家 詩人 還是飛行員...

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- 至于我們 我們決定...

- 還是公司總裁 或是國家主席

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一定得有耐心

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做他們的朋友

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這就是你的答案?

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- 供他們上學

- 不是

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- 禁止他們嗑藥

- 不是!

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- 你就告訴我答案吧

- 天哪

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還在思考中

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<font color=#38B0DE>摩登家庭

第一季 第2集

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嗨 Claire

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- 嗨

- 嗨

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好吧

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你好

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- 這位是我丈夫 Phil

- 你好

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那是我兒子Luke 他在那兒

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- 這位是...

- Desiree

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對 Desiree 抱歉

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Desiree剛搬進我們小區(qū)

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- 好啊 你住哪?

- 314號

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就那個兩居室加室內(nèi)室外客廳的房子吧

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記性不錯啊

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你肯定會喜歡那里的蒸氣淋浴的

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- Phil 注意言行

- 抱歉

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我是個房地產(chǎn)大亨

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什么?! 其實我只是個小經(jīng)紀

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我們曾用拖車拖過那房子

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地板 還不錯

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謝謝夸獎

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我就在那兒待到我離完婚

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哪來的傻B 竟然會跟你離婚?

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我們得走了 回見

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有時間可以到我家坐坐

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- 我很樂意

- 好的

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- 拜

- 拜

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她挺不錯的

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我們家可不歡迎她

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聽說她已和學校里兩個孩子爸爸上過床了

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什么?

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那也太...可怕了

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- 老爸! 注意點

- 你也注意 

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真老人

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抱歉

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那看起來還是像女孩的單車

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那我們再貼點黑膠帶吧

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我兒子騎的是他姐的舊車

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直到他有能力打理新車為止

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他把蘇打水灑我電腦

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因為水下自拍 毀了我家的數(shù)碼相機 

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但那是女孩的單車

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我很贊同給他教訓

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但我很害怕

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他會被老嘴巴們嘲笑

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嗨

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單車不錯啊 Sally

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老爸!

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在那上面 他看起來就像小波皮

(little bo peep 著名童謠 女性形象)

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不會太久的 他今天下午就會有新車了

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- 真的嗎? 

- 當然

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是嗎?

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有時候 做爸爸的得下定決心

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做男人該做的事

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要是做媽媽的不高興...

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親愛的?

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...那就不關(guān)我事了

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寶寶很高興 是吧?

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Cam 快點 要不我們會遲到的

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就一帶小孩的班嘛 又不是去卡波的飛機

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作為唯一一對基佬父母 

別人已經(jīng)帶有色眼鏡看我們了

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我不想還被人背后議論我們遲到

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蘇格蘭渦紋旋尼加粉色T恤?

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怎么不穿網(wǎng)眼背心?

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沒問題啊... 我穿里面呢

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開玩笑啦 不要激動嘛

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抱歉 我就想給大家留個好印象

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你意思是 你愿意合群 不恐嚇大家?

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別開玩笑了 權(quán)當為了Lily 好嗎?

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她未來的好朋友可能就在里面

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我可不想和別的家長起摩擦

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你能...換件T恤嗎?

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好吧 這樣吧

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我去換條卡其褲 搭件polo衫

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這樣每個人就會認為我們是高球伙伴

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只是剛剛決定領(lǐng)養(yǎng)個孩子

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我們要去的地方在那帕

(加州最大葡萄產(chǎn)區(qū))

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住處是有熱水浴池的小別墅

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快去打包 熱水浴池里穿什么就帶什么

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熱水浴池里我一般都不穿衣服

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我大學室友的老婆剛?cè)プ隽送尾空?/p>

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真丟人

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Manny他爸準備帶他去迪斯尼樂園玩幾天

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所以我們決定去...美酒之鄉(xiāng)

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我們決定 天天美酒良食作伴

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其實要不是Manny的關(guān)系

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我們做這種事的機會肯定更多

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這很好 他使我們感情更根深蒂固

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是啊

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就像飛機場遇到了大霧一樣

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加長禮車四點過來

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今早我還想著去俱樂部打下球

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不行! Manny房里的壞風扇怎么辦?

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是啊

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叫個人來修

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不行! 你應(yīng)該和他一起修

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教他自力更生 這很重要

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在我們文化里 男人都很樂意干體力活

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我知道

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所以我請你們國家的人做事

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你真搞笑!

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我和下任丈夫花你錢時

會說這個笑話的

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老爸 這單車太酷了

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喜歡就好

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聽著 老弟

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家里的某些成員認為

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你還不夠格照料好這部車

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- 你是說老媽? 

- 是你說的 我可沒說

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我和你媽是個團隊

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而她...我們感覺這是一個

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讓你體現(xiàn)責任的好機會

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別讓我們失望啊

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我不會的

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好的 還有...

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什么?

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好好去騎 享受歡樂

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謝謝你 老爸

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那我們開始吧

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好的 但我得在3點前做完

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那時候我老爸會來接我

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要是我們3點前沒做完

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我就把它給廢了

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哥倫比亞有句諺語...

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要是你有倆互相討厭的頑驢

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讓它們?nèi)ダ惠v馬車

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這頂?shù)跎染褪俏业鸟R車

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我老爸要帶我去太空山

(迪斯尼樂園里的過山車項目)

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這很驚險刺激

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但他膽子很大

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他開車都不用系安全帶的

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哇 不錯嘛

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他還殺過一頭熊

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是嗎?

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這熊是不是坐在副駕駛座上?

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給我讀下說明

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"安全說明

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警告

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- 為了減輕觸電可能..."

- 這部分可以跳過

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"要是不注意警告

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輕者致傷 重者死亡..."

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你擔心太多了

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沒人會觸電的

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一次 我老爸就被閃電劈了

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這也是他酒喝得多的原因

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Manny認為他老爸是個超人

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事實上 他是只螻蟻

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他與超人唯一相同的地方

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就是非法進入我們國家

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難以置信 我竟如此緊張

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他們會喜歡我們的 做自己就行

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或是做低調(diào)同男吧

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我只是不喜歡今次

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又成為"坎坎秀"的另一集

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- 天哪 大家都喜歡"坎坎秀"

- 我知道

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- 你就看"坎坎秀"

- 我是看啊

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- 還需預(yù)約觀看

- 好吧

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- 嗨! 

- 嗨!

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你們是來上親子課的嗎?

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是的 我叫 Mitchell

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這位是Cameron 這位則是Lily

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歡迎啊

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我們在輪流吹泡泡呢

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哦 這很好...

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對寶寶而言

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這肯定會超級艱難

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對我做出承諾才10分鐘

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他就沒鎖單車 扔一邊了

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Claire的聲音開始在我腦里嗡嗡作響...

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"他沒有責任感

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你就不該給他買新單車"

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我知道 我模仿Claire超棒的

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我決定給他上一課

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讓他認為車被偷了

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我知道這不好

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但有時候你就得做個"壞"老爸

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請讓一下 謝謝

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你左邊請讓下 是我左邊 你右邊 

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大家過來 我們歡迎新加入的一家

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我叫Mitchell 是個律師

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我叫Cameron 目前失業(yè)中

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這給了我們更多時間一起燒烤

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打籃球 還有...

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這位是Lily

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我們準備以"招呼舞"開始

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接著涂涂方塊和手指

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最后跳家庭舞

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怎樣 誰想起個頭?

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跳起來吧 P.J.!

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她真可愛

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謝謝

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7個月了嗎?

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8個月了

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哦 她開始抓東西 走路了嗎?

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當然了

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我是說 當她不抓東西時

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她就在...走路

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跳起來吧 Tyler!

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你準備好了嗎?

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好吧 我們開始!

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Cam Lily既沒開始抓東西 也沒走路

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只是還沒開始嘛 終歸會學會的

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不是的 很多其他的孩子 他們都...

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他們都會抓東西

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我有點...

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這兒 Lily 看這個小方塊

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抓住它 Lily 抓住"H"

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跳起來吧 Lily!

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- 好的 這個我來 

- Cam 你就...

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我知道... 不發(fā)揮我的本性

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像個直男一樣跳舞

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跳舞時不準拍屁屁

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但不拍 我怎么能跳起來

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謝謝

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跳得不錯

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我覺得我很下賤

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哦 嗨

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嗨! 好啊

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你好

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說起來很丟人

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我把自己鎖外面了

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哦! 我總是這樣 別覺得難為情

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我希望...你能幫幫我

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有個窗戶是開的 但我夠不著

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你不介意幫我嗎?

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- 當然了 沒問題

- 太好了

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不是有句俗語嘛...

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上帝關(guān)了一扇門的同時 開了一扇窗

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我估計每次他把你關(guān)外面時都這樣吧

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好吧 給我說說情況

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我是不是對她有感覺? 當然了

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但我會出軌嗎?不可能的事

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只要我老婆活著就不會

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你確定不用進門喝點啥?

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不用了 我... 我不渴 

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如果我知道會有男人爬我的臥室窗戶

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我肯定會打掃一番

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你在開玩笑吧?

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聞起來很好啊 像乳液香精啊什么的

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就是給呃..干燥 粗糙皮膚用的那種

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嗯 那是蠟燭

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怎么了?

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自行車不見了

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天 我來和你一起找吧?

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沒事的 謝謝你

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好吧 謝謝你喔!

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為了給他點教訓 我偷了他的自行車

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然后...事情詭異了...

我把它放下才一分鐘

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它就被偷了

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也許是你爹要給你個教訓吶

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真幽默

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那...

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這一輛能打打折嗎?

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- 我可以添上一個鈴鐺

- 成交

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- 用5塊錢

- 那算了

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那你這次要買保險呢

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還是繼續(xù)做傻X族?

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哈 哈!

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還是很幽默

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說的好 主人

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我要幫它買保險 真謝謝你啊

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馬麻來監(jiān)工了喔

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步驟四不是這樣的

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別擔心

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- 但這里就說了--

- 但你就是在擔心嘛

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我猜你們想要嗬點飲料

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啊 太想喝了

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Manny小寶貝

我要去采購旅行要帶的東西

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你在這里陪爸爸玩 好不好哇?

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周一見咯 ^O^

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看我的大男人和小男人一起干活真嗨皮

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- Jay電到他自己兩次了

- 別說了Manny

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我警告過他的

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是啊 他幫大忙了

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看看你們 你們都會互相嘲笑了

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就像Salazar和El Oso一樣

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他們是哥倫比亞有名的喜劇二人組

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El oso總是用梯子或者別的東西

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敲Salazar的腦袋

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有時候他們還會穿裙子

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他們引你花笑 但他們也會讓你茲考

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"你做錯事了 你讓爸爸很沒面子"

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錯了 "你讓你媽和我都沒面子"

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咱倆一起的嘛

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Luke 你在里面嗎?

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嗨 爹地

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嗨 嘿 伙計

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今天 呃 很好玩吧 

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得了輛新自行車?

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對啊 太棒了

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那 我走了之后發(fā)生了什么事?

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你有事情要跟我說嗎?

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沒有喔

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那如果我現(xiàn)在就去車庫

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拍張照片貼到剪貼簿上

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你確定不會有驚喜在上面?

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對不起 我不是故意的

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我錯了

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哼 你惹大麻煩了!

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你讓我多丟人吶

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我跟你說了你自己能管好的

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只是一道刮痕啦 爸爸

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那不是重點吶Luke...啥?

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我騎上車道的時候刮了一下

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對不起

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就是說...沒被偷?

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沒啊 為什么這么說?

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好事兒啊 因為...

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外面有壞人會偷車呢

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他們叫做偷車賊

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你在這里好好反省一下那個刮痕

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那也是不好的喲

我真的要修那臺階了

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我走的時候別再刮任何東西了

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除非覺得癢--那種刮是不一樣的喔

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好消息是 Luke的自行車還在

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好上加好的是...

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我用偷車的方式

給某個小孩上了人生的一堂課

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而最好的就是...Claire還不知情

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所以我盤算著我能把新買的車放回

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我偷車的地方

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那樣的話 那小孩能拿回自行車

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而這新車也不會遭來很多難堪的質(zhì)問

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像為什么會擁有它啦

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又或者是某人把某人從房間窗口扔出去

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總之就是皆大歡喜

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啊 真他...

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你給我的螺絲刀不對

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也許是你用得不好

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我爸超會用工具的

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他能一分鐘之內(nèi)把汽車的四輪全卸下來

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裝完就能去酒鄉(xiāng)了

裝完就能去酒...

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- 啊!

- 對不起

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我覺得我胳膊斷了

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放松 不會斷的

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你知道什么? 你什么都不知道!

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你一點都不注意安全

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那也沒砸得很傷嘛

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你為什么不直說呢?你不想讓我在這里

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你知道嗎?此時此刻我真的不想耶

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我也不想和你在一起

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我要去等我爹了

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但...如果你走了

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我什么時候才能做的完啊

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你知道嗎?我希望你和媽從未結(jié)婚過

357

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我討厭住在這里

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你以為我愿意這樣子啊?

359

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我那跑車在等著我呢

360

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我就不理解了

361

00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:34,654

你干嘛要在我面前藏藏掩掩的?

362

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其實這還蠻搞笑的

363

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- 真的?

- 當然咯

364

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你從別的小孩那里偷了一輛自行車

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然后這車又從你手上被人偷掉

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多搞笑啊

367

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這就是我嘛 對吧?

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那是! 那輛在哪里被偷的啊?

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噢 就在我給車加油的時候

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你加油的時候不站在車旁邊?

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站啊 呃 我進了加油站里面

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去買汽水 因為我好渴

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如果我喝了汽水我就會不渴了

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所以我就買了一瓶 就在那兒喝光光

375

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所以沒有鋁罐帶回來

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甜心 拜托

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下次記住了 我是你老婆 不是你老母

378

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以后呢 不要背著我藏東西了 好不?

379

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好 當然好

380

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你肥來啦 歡淫你喲!

381

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你在干嘛啊 Phil

382

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老婆 我好愛你好愛你哦!

383

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我也愛你啊 你弄痛我了

384

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讓我把你抱進屋

385

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嗨!

386

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我就知道 但那樣好痛啊

387

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- 你真火辣

- 嗨 你們好啊

388

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嗨 我又嗨了

389

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我 呃 找到你的自行車了

390

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太棒了 你...在加油站找到的嗎

391

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不是啊 在我家

392

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有個鄰居看到 放進我車庫里了

393

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那時你還在我臥室 所以

394

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還認那是我嗎?

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加油 寶寶 拿起那方塊

396

00:15:49,766 --> 00:15:51,366

看那個小孩 你要像他那樣

397

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像他那樣抓住它

398

00:15:52,836 --> 00:15:54,566

你最近有看什么電影么?

399

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有啊

400

00:15:56,366 --> 00:15:59,846

我老公和我剛剛租了"媽媽咪呀"來看

401

00:16:00,256 --> 00:16:01,966

我覺得挺喜歡的 就是...

402

00:16:02,536 --> 00:16:04,866

我不覺得Meryl Streep有那么好

403

00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:06,506

你怎么看?

404

00:16:07,156 --> 00:16:08,796

稍等一下...

405

00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,586

Meryl Streep就算演蝙蝠俠

也會惟妙惟肖

406

00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:13,036

她是那么的完美

407

00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,156

不管她和Kramer離婚(克萊默夫婦)

還是在穿普拉達 (時尚女魔頭)

408

00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,096

更別提"蘇菲的選擇"了

409

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我光想想就激動

410

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她自己都不原諒自己

411

00:16:30,676 --> 00:16:32,396

我覺得她還好啦

412

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真的嗎?

413

00:16:36,336 --> 00:16:37,766

抓住那方塊 甜心小寶

414

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你一點都不感興趣嘛

415

00:16:39,886 --> 00:16:41,346

Henry在堆積木嗎?

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太棒了 Henry!

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好樣的!

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QRS TUV WX Y Z

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哇 Lily! 別堆太高喔!

420

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哇 她完成了很大的成就耶

421

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- 是啊

- 你想要拿錄像帶嗎?

422

00:17:08,456 --> 00:17:09,846

呃 我不知道...我不知道

423

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我能不能讓她再做一次了 所以...

424

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其實呢 我們把正堂課都錄下來了喔

425

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因為我們不希望家長自帶相機

426

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這樣他們就在鏡頭外了嘛

427

00:17:17,826 --> 00:17:19,346

- 下了課我那份拷貝給你吧

- 那太好了

428

00:17:19,436 --> 00:17:21,226

謝謝你哦

429

00:17:23,156 --> 00:17:24,676

Cam 我們走吧

430

00:17:24,786 --> 00:17:25,946

我-我不知道我是怎么回事

431

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但我剛剛盜竊了一個嬰兒的知識產(chǎn)權(quán)

432

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- 什么?

- 你今晚能在電視上看到的了

433

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咱快走吧

434

00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:33,366

噢 看看誰來了...

435

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Anton和scott!

436

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嗨! 對不起 我們遲到了!

437

00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:37,466

別看我...

438

00:17:37,596 --> 00:17:40,486

這花瓶不花20分鐘在鏡子面前

就不肯走

439

00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:43,870

你在開玩笑吧?

440

00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,330

真的很對不起

441

00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:47,170

看那倆基公

442

00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,530

我本可以征服這群人的

443

00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,770

但你老是要抑制著我

444

00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:51,820

而你以前總是占下風的

445

00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:52,640

我知道 我錯了

446

00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,090

這課把我整個變怪人了

447

00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:55,990

我...我會...

448

00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,370

我會補償你的 我們走吧

449

00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,120

來 現(xiàn)在是爸爸媽媽跳舞時間啦!

450

00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,930

每個人都為寶寶跳支舞吧!

451

00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,340

你想要跳舞 是不是?

452

00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:10,580

我想

453

00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:12,730

我想為寶寶而跳

454

00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,290

好吧 去吧 和他們一起

455

00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:15,060

你確定?

456

00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:16,810

你就像馬撒蹄子那樣跳吧 去吧

457

00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:38,390

噢 我好像扭到了

458

00:18:57,474 --> 00:18:58,494

喂

459

00:18:58,834 --> 00:18:59,994

嗨 Javier

460

00:19:01,154 --> 00:19:03,024

Manny在外面正等著你呢

461

00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:05,254

什么?

462

00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,134

為什么?

463

00:19:07,774 --> 00:19:09,334

再說吧

464

00:19:11,364 --> 00:19:14,494

他的兒子坐在路石上 等著去迪斯尼公園

465

00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:18,104

那'超人'都不肯從牌桌上下來

466

00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,324

我又成罪人了

467

00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:24,254

聽著

468

00:19:25,354 --> 00:19:27,324

我 呃...

469

00:19:28,154 --> 00:19:29,984

抱歉 有個壞消息

470

00:19:30,094 --> 00:19:31,104

什么消息?

471

00:19:31,214 --> 00:19:32,804

你爸來不了了

472

00:19:33,424 --> 00:19:34,944

為什么啊

473

00:19:35,514 --> 00:19:36,794

飛機滿倉了

474

00:19:36,894 --> 00:19:38,714

有個老奶奶急著回家

475

00:19:38,974 --> 00:19:40,754

他就把座位讓出來了

476

00:19:40,854 --> 00:19:42,454

- 你編出來的對不對?

- 才不是呢

477

00:19:42,984 --> 00:19:44,464

他就是不想來

478

00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,704

你在搞笑? 他不知有多傷心

479

00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:48,454

他超想見你的

480

00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:51,764

實際上呢 看他送來了什么

481

00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:54,764

- 一輛加長轎車?

- 對吖

482

00:19:55,354 --> 00:19:57,964

他想要我和你媽帶你去迪斯尼樂園

483

00:19:58,084 --> 00:19:59,884

我跟你說過他是個超贊的爸啦

484

00:19:59,994 --> 00:20:02,074

是 他是個王子

485

00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:05,684

好了 做好爸爸的要訣?

486

00:20:07,884 --> 00:20:10,584

有時候船到橋頭自然直

487

00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,354

跟你比騎到最后

488

00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:14,734

那樣比不好吶...對你來說

489

00:20:16,354 --> 00:20:18,354

而有時候則不然

490

00:20:18,454 --> 00:20:19,764

你就要堅持住

491

00:20:21,194 --> 00:20:23,354

因為 畢竟...

492

00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,214

大部分時候做爸爸的本質(zhì)...

493

00:20:29,476 --> 00:20:31,436

只是在炫耀

494

00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:45,226

喂!那是我的自行車!

495

00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:47,566

呃...我不是...呃...

496

00:20:48,676 --> 00:20:50,146

好吧...

497

00:20:52,186 --> 00:20:54,156

我都還給你了!

498

00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,422

她沒法原諒自己

499

00:21:00,532 --> 00:21:01,932

還有

500

00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:05,112

她必須作出選擇

501

00:21:05,212 --> 00:21:07,552

我雞凍是因為我現(xiàn)在有了...

502

00:21:07,632 --> 00:21:09,192

我們有了...我們有了...

503

00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,522

我們有了Lily

504

00:21:10,642 --> 00:21:14,512

很難去想象自己去做那種抉擇

505

00:21:14,742 --> 00:21:17,172

如果我非要選擇Lily或者Mitchell

506

00:21:17,312 --> 00:21:19,132

我會 我--

507

00:21:19,232 --> 00:21:22,072

我不知道! 我就是...我就是不知道

508

00:21:25,012 --> 00:21:26,442

我不知道!

509

00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,122

我不知道!