卡卡課堂 748 我愛上學(xué)-開學(xué)第一天爆出的神級英文笑話

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最近，對于不少同學(xué)來說，暑假已經(jīng)徹底結(jié)束，只因為三個字:開學(xué)了！無論你有多么不情不愿，瑟瑟發(fā)抖，又或是斗志昂揚，都得老老實實背著書包去上學(xué)。暑假結(jié)束的前兆之一就是通宵達旦補暑假作業(yè)，不知道即將要報道的你，有沒有將暑假作業(yè)完成呢。今天我們來聽一些關(guān)于開學(xué)季笑話，相信一定會讓你感同身受，會心一笑哦。

Silly, but ridiculously funny School Jokes For Kids can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten up an awkward moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely win a lot of hearts for teacher. Check it out!

愚蠢，滑稽的學(xué)校笑話可以打破學(xué)校里新朋友之間的僵局，在等校車的時候讓尷尬的時刻變得輕松起來，肯定能贏得很多老師的心。過來看！

Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?

Andrew: I ate it.

Teacher: Why?!

Andrew: You said it was piece of cake!

老師：安德魯，你的作業(yè)在哪里？

安德魯：我吃了。

老師：為什么？！

安德魯：你說是小菜一碟！

Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

約翰尼：老師，你會因為我沒有做的事懲罰我嗎？

老師：當(dāng)然不是。

約翰尼：很好，因為我沒有做作業(yè)。

Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?

Joe: Because I don't have a dog.

老師：喬，你為什么吃作業(yè)？

喬：因為我沒有狗。

Teacher: Why are you late for class, Peter?

Peter: Because of the sign on the road.

Teacher: What sign, Peter?

Peter: School Ahead. Go slow!

老師：彼得，你為什么上課遲到？

彼得：因為路上的標(biāo)志？

老師：什么標(biāo)志，彼得？

彼得：前方學(xué)校，請慢行！

Q: Why did the math book look so sad when school started again?

A: Because it had so many problems..

問：開學(xué)的時候，為什么這本數(shù)學(xué)書看起來那么悲傷？

答：因為它有很多問題。

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the first day of school?

A: She heard her new students were bright.

問：老師為什么要戴墨鏡上學(xué)？

答：她聽說她的新學(xué)生很聰明。

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?

Kate: Why?

Nate: Because there was no history to study!

奈特：為什么穴居人更容易上學(xué)？

凱特：為什么？

內(nèi)特：因為沒有歷史可學(xué)！

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