美語會話 239 我的計算機真的中毒了

Jess: Oh, no. It looks like my computer really has caught a virus.

Ann: Why? Did you open an attachment?

Jess: Yes, something called “George W. Bush.” An hour later, all I see are pictures of George W. Bush in women's clothes.

Ann: [Looks at Jess' monitor] I kind of like it. He looks better that way, doesn't he? More presidential.

Jess: I preferred the forward with pictures of him side-by-side with monkeys.

Ann: Yeah, their expressions were exactly the same!

attachment (n.)

附加檔案

A: I've sent you my writing as a file attachment.

我已經(jīng)把我寫的東西用附檔寄給你了。

B: Hopefully my computer can open it.

希望我的計算機可以開。

presidential (a.)

總統(tǒng)的。而George W. Bush就是目前美國總統(tǒng)「小布什」的名字。文中的「布什病毒」Bush virus是捏造出來的計算機病毒，如有雷同，純屬巧合

This restaurant serves food of such high quality, it seems almost presidential.

這個餐廳提供這么高檔的食物，幾乎像是總統(tǒng)級了的。

星期三早上，辦公室內

潔絲： 糟了?？磥砦业挠嬎銠C真的中毒了。

小安： 怎么了?你有開附加檔嗎?

潔絲： 對，開了一個叫做「小布什」的檔案。一個小時后，屏幕上就只剩小布什穿女生衣服的圖片了。

小安： (看潔絲的屏幕)我還挺喜歡的。他這樣子比較好看，不是嗎?更有總統(tǒng)相。

潔絲： 我比較喜歡那個他和猴子擺在一起的轉寄圖片。

小安： 對，他們的表情一模一樣