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0,0:00:02.	謝謝你們能讓Halley待在你們房間
	Thanks for letting me put Halley in your room.
	沒關(guān)系
0,0:00:04.	Yeah, no problem.
	還有 Penny 她好像吐在你的玩具熊上了
0,0:00:06.	Oh, and, Penny, she kinda threw up on your stuffed bear.
	沒關(guān)系
0,0:00:08.	Oh, that's okay.
	嘿那... 那是一個伊渥克族而且是我的
0,0:00:09.	Hey. Tha... That's an Ewok and it's mine.
	所以我才說沒關(guān)系嘛
0,0:00:11.	Yeah, which is why it's okay.
	你看他床上就有一個伊渥克族
0,0:00:16.	See, he gets Ewoks in his bed.
	你床上放著一個楚巴卡不能再多了
0,0:00:18.	You've got Chewbacca; that's enough.
	我以前也有
0,0:00:21.	I used to have
	一個"銀河護衛(wèi)隊"里的浣熊玩偶
0,0:00:22.	the stuffed raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy,
	但小肉桂一直舔個不停
0,0:00:24.	but Cinnamon licked it raw.
	如果你要說的是關(guān)于你的那只好色的狗的故事
0,0:00:29.	There's a time and place for your randy dog stories,
	那是任何時候任何地方都不合適的
0,0:00:32.	and... it's never and nowhere.
	沒錯性相關(guān)的故事就不說了
0,0:00:37.	Yeah, no more stories about sex,
	看來只能Amy來說點什么了
0,0:00:38.	so, Amy, that brings us to you.
	這段時間我一直在進行
0,0:00:40.	Well, at work we've been doing
	和神經(jīng)修復術(shù)相關(guān)的一些很有意思的研究
0,0:00:43.	some interesting research with neuroprosthetics.
	不錯啊
0,0:00:44.	Neat.
	我在重看橘子郡男孩
0,0:00:45.	I've been rewatching The O.C.,
	看來我們的生活都很有意義啊
0,0:00:47.	so we're all leading productive lives.
	我們正在研究一個電腦界面
0,0:00:50.	We've been working on a computer interface
	來通過腦電波的模式控制機器人的肢干
0,0:00:53.	that can use brain wave patterns to control robotic limbs,
	但目前我們在定位腦電波帽的信號方面
0,0:00:56.	but we're having a little trouble localizing
	還有點艱難
0,0:00:57.	the signal from the EEG cap.
	你有沒有考慮過添加一個相控陣傳感器來達到
0,0:00:59.	Oh, well, have you thought about adding a phased array of sensors
	更好的定位效果呢?
0,0:01:01.	for better localization?
	你別說我還真沒想到
0,0:01:03.	Actually, that never occurred to me.
	我也沒想到
0,0:01:05.	It never occurred to me
	我竟然懷念剛剛談論伊渥克的時光
0,0:01:07.	I would miss the Ewok conversation.
	多好啊我剛剛又在亞馬遜買了一個
0,0:01:11.	Good, 'cause I just bought another one on Amazon.
	在這次研究里我很需要一個工程師的幫助
0,0:01:15.	You know, I could use an engineer on this project.
	那這樣就太好了
0,0:01:18.	Well, now, this works out great.
	Howard是一個工程師
0,0:01:19.	Howard's an engineer.
	他肯定認識能達到你要求的人
0,0:01:21.	I'm sure he knows someone qualified.
	她指的是我 Sheldon
0,0:01:23.	She was talking about me, Sheldon.
	我完全達得到她的要求
0,0:01:26.	I'm perfectly qualified.
	就是 Howie是世界上最好的工程師
0,0:01:28.	Yeah, Howie's the world's best engineer.
	這都寫在他的咖啡杯上
0,0:01:29.	It says so right on his coffee mug.
	你還送了他一個咖啡杯啊?
0,0:01:33.	Aw, you got him a mug?
	是我送的
0,0:01:34.	I did.
	不過我沒有要和你比的意思
0,0:01:36.	But it's not a competition.
	這場戰(zhàn)爭在多年前我就已經(jīng)一敗涂地
0,0:01:39.	Yeah, I lost that battle years ago.
	那么 Howard 你有沒有興趣呢?
0,0:01:43.	So, Howard, are you interested?
	你在開玩笑嗎?
0,0:01:45.	Are you kidding?
	如果我能用自己的大腦控制機器人的手臂的話
0,0:01:46.	If I could control robot arms with my brain,
	我就可以做很多事情了
0,0:01:48.	I'd be able to do so many things.
	是嗎? 這些年你用自己的腦子控制人類的手臂
0,0:01:50.	Really? Because you've been controlling human arms
	也沒見你做成了什么
0,0:01:52.	with your brain for years and not much has come of it.
	* 宇宙一度又燙又稠密 *
0,0:01:56.	* Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state *
	* 140億年前終于爆了炸... 等著瞧! *
0,0:02:00.	* Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! *
	* 地球開始降溫 *
0,0:02:03.	* The Earth began to cool *
	* 自養(yǎng)生物來起哄穴居人發(fā)明工具 *
0,0:02:05.	* The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools *
	* 我們建長城我們建金字塔 *
0,0:02:08.	* We built the Wall We built the pyramids *
	* 數(shù)學自然科學歷史揭開神秘 *
0,0:02:10.	* Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery *
	* 一切由大爆炸開始 *
0,0:02:13.	* That all started with a big bang *

0,0:02:15.	生活大爆炸第十一季第5集
	你在看什么?
0,0:02:26.	Hey, what you reading?
	早教書
0,0:02:28.	A parenting book.
	我的天哪我們... 我們有...?
0,0:02:29.	Oh, my God. Are... are we...?
	啥... 當然不是!
0,0:02:31.	Wha... No!
	你覺得我會用這種方式告訴你嗎?
0,0:02:33.	You think this is how I would tell you?
	這個嘛...
0,0:02:37.	Well...
	你手里拿本書坐在那兒
0,0:02:38.	You're sitting there with a book.
	已經(jīng)讓我覺得一切皆有可能了
0,0:02:40.	It felt like anything was possible.
	是Bernadette落在這兒的
0,0:02:45.	Bernadette left it here.
	是嗎?
0,0:02:47.	Yeah?
	讀到什么有趣的東西了嗎?
0,0:02:48.	Anything interesting?
	我看到了一張孩子出生的時候頭露出來的圖片
0,0:02:49.	Well, I just saw a picture of a baby's head crowning,
	所以你最好珍惜以前滾的床單因為不會有以后了
0,0:02:51.	so I hope you enjoyed sex, because we're done with that.
	你們好
0,0:02:56.	Hello.
	嗨-怎么了? Sheldon
0,0:02:57.	- Hi. - Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
	還記得當初Amy開始開車送我上班的時候
0,0:02:58.	Well, remember how disappointed you were
	你有多么失落嗎?
0,0:03:01.	when Amy started driving me to work?
	記得啊...
0,0:03:03.	Sure, uh...
	有的時候人就是會用大大的笑容表達失落的情緒
0,0:03:05.	Sometimes people smile a big smile of disappointment.
	好消息是
0,0:03:09.	Yeah, well, good news,
	Amy今天要早出門帶Howard參觀實驗室
0,0:03:11.	Amy had to go in early to show Howard around her lab,
	所以你可以開車送我了
0,0:03:13.	so you get to drive me.
	噢他失落的微笑變成了
0,0:03:15.	Aw, his smile of disappointment
	開心的皺眉
0,0:03:18.	has turned into a frown of joy.
	沒什么了我都送他那么多年了
0,0:03:21.	It's fine, I've been driving him for years.
	多一天也沒差
0,0:03:23.	What's one more day?
	我還想到了一個可以在車上玩的新游戲
0,0:03:24.	Oh, and I've got a new car game we can play.
	叫做猜猜我是什么警報-給個痛快殺了我吧
0,0:03:26.	- It's called what siren am I? - Kill me.
	Amy 你的實驗室太棒了
0,0:03:31.	Amy, your lab is amazing.
	有C臂透視機
0,0:03:34.	A C-arm fluoroscope,
	還有顱內(nèi)超聲儀
0,0:03:35.	a cranial ultrasound...
	還有咖啡機
0,0:03:39.	And look at that coffee maker.
	不錯吧
0,0:03:42.	I know.
	在我們的支出報告上
0,0:03:44.	On our expense report,
	我把它寫成了Aduardo 我的哥倫比亞助理
0,0:03:46.	I listed it as Aduardo, My Colombian lab assistant.
	就是這個了吧?-對
0,0:03:50.	- So this is it? - Yes.
	我們用這個標記腦電波模式
0,0:03:53.	We are using it to map brain wave patterns
	然后轉(zhuǎn)換成電脈沖
0,0:03:55.	and then converting them into electrical impulses
	就能用來控制一切了
0,0:03:57.	that can be used to control anything
	輪椅或是機器人都不在話下
0,0:03:59.	from wheelchairs to robots.
	就憑你戴著和Sheldon的結(jié)婚戒指
0,0:04:00.	Based on that ring on your finger,
	可以說你在控制機器人方面絕對是一流水平
0,0:04:01.	I'd say you're pretty good at controlling robots.
	小心點你在說的可是我的未婚夫
0,0:04:04.	Careful, that's my fiance you're talking about,
	我隨時可以編個程讓他廢了你
0,0:04:07.	and I can program him to hurt you.
	我不知道是... 法國警笛聲?
0,0:04:21.	I don't know. Uh... French police?
	已經(jīng)很接近了
0,0:04:24.	Oh. So close.
	是比利時的救護車聲
0,0:04:26.	Belgian ambulance.
	好吧準備好猜下一個了嗎?
0,0:04:30.	All right, you ready for your next one?
	溫情提示這個聽著有點煩人哦
0,0:04:31.	Just a warning, this one's a little annoying.
	我們小小的... 小小的休息一下
0,0:04:34.	Let's take a little... little break,
	我有點頭疼了
0,0:04:37.	I'm getting a headache.
	這么有趣的游戲我們才剛玩到一半呢
0,0:04:38.	Aw, right in the middle of our fun game.
	是啊好奇怪
0,0:04:42.	Yeah, weird.
	話說...
0,0:04:45.	So...
	Howard和Amy在一起工作...
0,0:04:46.	Howard and Amy working together...
	挺有意思哈?
0,0:04:48.	that's interesting, huh?
	呃應該還好吧
0,0:04:49.	Eh. It's all right, I suppose.
	平常Amy抱怨自己同事的時候
0,0:04:51.	Uh, when-- usually when Amy complains about her coworkers,
	我只是不理她
0,0:04:54.	I just tune her out,
	但現(xiàn)在我能加入一起吐槽了
0,0:04:55.	but now I'll be able to join in and pound away.
	你沒有嫉妒Howard吧?
0,0:04:59.	You're not jealous of Howard, are you?
	當然沒有
0,0:05:01.	Of course not.
	我唯一嫉妒的工程師
0,0:05:03.	The only engineer I'm jealous of
	是拉響火車警笛的
0,0:05:05.	is the one who blows the train whistle.
	哦這讓我想到一個新游戲
0,0:05:07.	Ooh, that just gave me an idea for a new game,
	我是什么的汽笛聲?-火車
0,0:05:09.	- What whistle am I? - Train.
	其實答案是茶壺
0,0:05:14.	For your information, it was going to be tea kettle,
	但茶壺在火車上
0,0:05:16.	but the tea kettle was on a train,
	所以算你猜對了
0,0:05:18.	so I'll give it to you.
	要想給腦電圖傳感器加上相位檢測
0,0:05:22.	If we add phase detection to your EEG sensors,
	我必須重寫大部分的代碼
0,0:05:25.	I'll have to rewrite most of the code.
	你能做到嗎?-我的雙手
0,0:05:27.	- Can you do that? - Well, these hands
	生來能做三件事:
0,0:05:29.	were made to do three things:
	近景魔術(shù) 寫代碼
0,0:05:30.	close-up magic, writing code,
	還有害我被希伯萊語學校開除的
0,0:05:32.	and the dirty shadow puppet show
	少兒不宜皮影戲
0,0:05:33.	that got me kicked out of Hebrew school.
	你們好
0,0:05:36.	Hello.
	嗨你怎么來了
0,0:05:38.	Hi. What a nice surprise.
	我就是來看看你們倆相處得如何
0,0:05:41.	Well, I just came by to see how you two were getting along.
	一切都非常好呢
0,0:05:43.	Well, everything's going really great.
	哦聽到真高興啊
0,0:05:45.	Oh, that's nice to hear.
	我很希望你們倆可以愉快共事呢
0,0:05:49.	I was hoping you two would enjoy working together.
	你眨眼是什么情況?
0,0:05:53.	What's with the blinking?
	這是摩斯密碼
0,0:05:54.	It's Morse code.
	這樣我們可以談論"嗯嗯"...
0,0:05:58.	So we can talk about...
	而不會傷害"嗯嗯"的感情
0,0:06:02.	without hurting... 's feelings.
	Sheldon 我不懂摩斯密碼
0,0:06:07.	Sheldon, I don't know Morse code.
	我懂你要是想說什么的話
0,0:06:09.	I do. And if you have something to say,
	你可以當我的面說
0,0:06:11.	you can say it to my face.
	哦好吧
0,0:06:12.	Oh. All right.
	我有點生疏了你可以再說一遍嗎?
0,0:06:23.	I'm a little rusty. Could you say that again?
	她差不多八點到家這到底是幾點啊?
0,0:06:36.	She's going to be home at eight-ish. Like, when is that?
	八點零一分? 八點零二分?
0,0:06:41.	8:01? 8:02?
	哪門子的科學家會用"差不多"啊?
0,0:06:42.	And what kind of scientist uses Ish?
	我來試試
0,0:06:45.	I'll give it a go.
	跟你一起回家真是跟地獄差不多
0,0:06:46.	My ride home with you was hellish.
	Sheldon 親愛的你要是想和我們一起吃晚飯
0,0:06:50.	Sheldon, honey, if you want to join us for dinner,
	那真是再歡迎不過了
0,0:06:52.	you're more than welcome.
	不用了謝謝我覺得
0,0:06:54.	No, thank you. I don't think
	今晚我不會是個好客人
0,0:06:55.	I'd be very good company tonight.
	那趕緊走吧
0,0:06:57.	Well, then out you go.
	發(fā)生什么事了?
0,0:07:00.	Okay, what is going on?
	自從Amy開始和Howard一起工作后
0,0:07:02.	Well, ever since Amy started working with Howard,
	她就沒回過家了
0,0:07:04.	she hasn't been home.
	這不是今天早上才開始的嗎?
0,0:07:05.	Didn't that just start this morning?
	那她回過家嗎?
0,0:07:08.	And has she been home?
	你知道嗎這會讓我不開心的
0,0:07:11.	You know, that would frustrate me.
	這讓你不開心了嗎?
0,0:07:13.	Does it frustrate you?
	確實
0,0:07:15.	I-It does.
	我理解
0,0:07:17.	I get that.
	跟你說事情不順心的時候
0,0:07:18.	You know, it's okay to feel frustrated
	感到不開心是很正常的
0,0:07:20.	when things aren't going your way.
	應該吧
0,0:07:22.	I suppose.
	啊或許沒什么大不了的
0,0:07:24.	Ah, maybe it's not that big a deal.
	不不不你的感覺
0,0:07:26.	No, no, no, your feelings
	是很重要的
0,0:07:27.	are valid.
	你何不回去洗漱一下
0,0:07:28.	Now, why don't you go wash up,
	晚飯好了我們會叫你的
0,0:07:30.	and we'll call you when dinner's ready.
	好
0,0:07:36.	Okay.
	你做了什么... 你是女巫嗎?
0,0:07:41.	What did you do... Are you a witch?
	不是我一直在讀Bernadette的育兒書
0,0:07:43.	No, I've been reading Bernadette's parenting book.
	它就像解決Sheldon難題的答案
0,0:07:46.	It's like the answer key to the Sheldon test.
	太厲害了-可不是
0,0:07:51.	- That's amazing. - I know.
	但是這只適合五歲以下兒童
0,0:07:52.	But, you know, it's only birth to five.
	他六歲了我們該怎么辦?
0,0:07:54.	What do we do when he turns six?
	帶他去動物園然后扔在那兒
0,0:07:56.	Take him to the zoo and leave him there.
	嘿 Bernadette
0,0:08:02.	Hey, Bernadette.
	你好 Raj
0,0:08:04.	Oh, hey, Raj.
	Howard不在家-我知道
0,0:08:05.	- Howard's not here. - Oh, I know,
	他這周每晚都會跟工作伴侶在實驗室
0,0:08:07.	he's been in the lab every night this week with his work wife.
	真奇怪
0,0:08:10.	That's weird,
	我還以為他的工作伴侶在我家廚房站著呢
0,0:08:11.	I thought his work wife was standing in my kitchen.
	別這么暴躁嘛
0,0:08:15.	Don't be snippy.
	我來看看你怎么樣
0,0:08:16.	I came to see how you were doing.
	比如你有沒有事情需要幫忙啊?
0,0:08:18.	Like, uh, do you need help with anything?
	哦謝謝
0,0:08:20.	Oh, thank you.
	家里有幾件事
0,0:08:22.	There are a few things around the house
	我一直在等Howard去做
0,0:08:23.	that I've been waiting for Howard to get to.
	煙霧警報器...
0,0:08:25.	The smoke alarms...
	不我是指情緒上的
0,0:08:26.	No, I meant emotionally.
	你感覺如何?
0,0:08:28.	How are you feeling?
	感覺你不是真的來幫我的
0,0:08:30.	Like you're not really here to help me.
	好吧仍然很暴躁
0,0:08:35.	Well, still snippy.
	一切都挺好的
0,0:08:37.	Everything's fine.
	Howard對工作非常興奮
0,0:08:39.	Howard's really excited about his work,
	他的心情都很好... 我真的為他驕傲
0,0:08:41.	he's been in a great mood... I'm really proud of him.
	而我又能穿下高中時的褲子了
0,0:08:43.	And I can fit into the pants I wore in high school.
	別嘛我們沒必要對彼此撒謊
0,0:08:47.	Come on, we don't need to lie to each other.
	你說得對
0,0:08:49.	You're right.
	我有個正在長牙的嬰兒我還懷著孕
0,0:08:51.	I have a teething baby, I'm pregnant,
	我有個提案明天截止
0,0:08:53.	I have a proposal due tomorrow.
	我沒有時間聽你講
0,0:08:54.	I don't have time to hear about
	你有多想我老公
0,0:08:55.	how much you're missing my husband.
	哎呀我總算知道他為啥工作到那么晚了
0,0:08:57.	Well, I think I know why he's been working so late.
	嗨
0,0:09:04.	Hi.
	歡迎回家
0,0:09:05.	Welcome home.
	工作怎么樣啊?
0,0:09:07.	How was work?
	好極了 Howard有個主意...
0,0:09:08.	Great. Howard had an idea for...
	工作的事就聊到這兒吧
0,0:09:10.	That's enough about work.
	你剛剛到家
0,0:09:13.	Aw, you just got here.
	你應該坐下來讓我好好寵你
0,0:09:14.	You need to sit down and let me pamper you.
	哇嗚真貼心
0,0:09:16.	Oh. Well, that sounds nice.
	我給你帶了點小東西幫助放松
0,0:09:19.	I got you a little something to help you relax.
	Sheldon 那真是我聽過的最甜的...
0,0:09:22.	Sheldon, that is the sweetest, most...
	這... 是什么?
0,0:09:27.	What... what is this?
	我們認知量子項目的筆記
0,0:09:29.	The notes from our quantum cognition project.
	我覺得我們可以
0,0:09:32.	I thought we could
	用今晚好好學習一下這本筆記
0,0:09:33.	spend the evening grinding away on it.
	我剛回到家好累
0,0:09:37.	I just got home, I'm tired.
	厭煩Howard是吧我知道
0,0:09:40.	Of Howard, I know.
	那不然我們倆個
0,0:09:42.	So how about you and me
	一起研究一些美妙的科學知識吧?
0,0:09:43.	make some beautiful science together?
	Sheldon 我很想和你一起研究但不是今晚
0,0:09:48.	Sheldon, I want to work on this with you, just not tonight.
	不然我們明天早點起床做研究? 我保證
0,0:09:52.	What if we get up early and do it in the morning? I promise,
	我一定會更投入
0,0:09:55.	I'll be way more into it.
	你知道嗎?
0,0:09:58.	You know what?
	你本來可以有一段
0,0:10:00.	There was a time that you would've been happy
	和我歡度良宵攜手共進
0,0:10:01.	to stay up and collaborate all night with me.
	并在早晨醒來后再戰(zhàn)一番的美好時光
0,0:10:04.	And then wake up in the morning and do it some more.
	好吧我們能快點完事嗎?
0,0:10:07.	Fine, but can we make it quick?
	不行
0,0:10:10.	No.
	如果你要讓我自行解決所有的話盡管去睡好了
0,0:10:11.	If you're just gonna make me do all the work, then go to bed.
	但是在你出來看到我在自己解決的時候
0,0:10:13.	But don't be surprised if you walk out here
	不要大驚小怪
0,0:10:15.	and catch me doing it myself.
	Sheldon發(fā)短信讓我捎他去Bernadette家
0,0:10:28.	Ahh, Sheldon's texting me to drive him to Bernadette's.
	那你準備回什么?
0,0:10:31.	Well, what are you gonna say?
	豎中指的表情剛剛放出來
0,0:10:32.	Well, they did just introduce the middle finger emoji.
	此刻不豎更待何時
0,0:10:34.	If it's not for this, I don't know what it's for.
	不不不他會以為是
0,0:10:37.	No, no, no. He'll just think that means
	一分鐘后就到
0,0:10:39.	be there in a minute.
	也許書上會有解決的方案
0,0:10:42.	Maybe there's something in the book that will help.
	查查看
0,0:10:44.	Worth a shot.
	好的瞧一瞧看一看
0,0:10:46.	Okay. Let's see, let's see.
	咬別的孩子去?
0,0:10:48.	biting other children?
	有的時候可以... 但是應該是用于解決別的問題
0,0:10:50.	Well, sometimes, but... problem for another day.
	好吧等一下等一下找到了
0,0:10:54.	Okay, wait, wait. Here we go.
	讓他有種可以掌控選擇的感覺
0,0:10:56.	let him have ownership of his choices.
	讓他在你可以接受的選項之間選擇?
0,0:10:57.	Allow him to choose from options that are acceptable to you.?
	不知道我試一下
0,0:10:59.	I don't know, I'll give it a try.
	我可以兩小時后接你或者你自己打車?
0,0:11:03.	I Can drive you in two hours or you can take an Uber?
	沒錯看吧現(xiàn)在他感到自己是有選擇的
0,0:11:07.	Good. See, now he feels like he has a choice.
	呃
0,0:11:10.	Huh.
	他要打車了
0,0:11:11.	He's gonna take an Uber.
	成效顯著
0,0:11:15.	Wow, it worked.
	除非他咬了司機是的
0,0:11:18.	Unless he bites the driver, yeah.
	現(xiàn)在他們周六也要工作?
0,0:11:23.	And now they're working on a Saturday?
	你敢信嗎?
0,0:11:25.	Can you believe them?
	就像這是你本來想象的周末嗎?
0,0:11:27.	Like, is this how you envisioned your weekend?
	不并不是
0,0:11:29.	No, it is not.
	這一切簡直令人發(fā)指
0,0:11:32.	This whole thing is maddening.
	我真的很忙
0,0:11:34.	I'm really busy.
	沒時間聽你抱怨
0,0:11:35.	I don't have time to listen to you complain.
	你也在抱怨
0,0:11:38.	Hey. You're complaining, too.
	Sheldon 你來這兒干什么?
0,0:11:40.	Sheldon, why are you here?
	Sheldon 蘋果醬是給寶寶吃的
0,0:11:41.	Sheldon, the applesauce is for the baby.
	你想干什么?
0,0:11:46.	What do you want?
	我只想讓Howard感受到我正在感受的惱火
0,0:11:47.	I just wish I could make Howard feel as angry as I'm feeling.
	好吧也許你可以做一些他喜歡做的事情
0,0:11:52.	Well, maybe you could do something he likes
	讓他嫉妒
0,0:11:55.	and make him jealous.
	比如呢?
0,0:11:57.	Like what?
	你看過湯姆索亞歷險記嗎？
0,0:11:58.	Have you ever read Tom Sawyer?
	沒看過
0,0:12:00.	No.
	家務活他喜歡家務活
0,0:12:01.	Chores. He likes chores.
	什么樣的家務活?
0,0:12:05.	Ooh. What kind of chores?
	這個嘛
0,0:12:07.	Well,
	你可以更換煙霧報警器的電池
0,0:12:08.	you could change the batteries in the smoke detectors.
	他一定會嫉妒瘋了
0,0:12:12.	That would drive him crazy.
	真不錯
0,0:12:14.	That's great.
	他一定會氣到耳朵冒煙
0,0:12:16.	Oh, he'll be so mad smoke will be coming out of his ears.
	然后煙霧報警器就會響了
0,0:12:19.	And then the smoke detectors will detect it.
	等等等等等一下
0,0:12:23.	Wait, wait, now, hold on.
	你為什么要問我湯姆索亞歷險記的事?
0,0:12:24.	Why'd you ask me about Tom Sawyer?
	我只是對你感興趣
0,0:12:26.	I'm just interested in you.
	你比你的蘋果醬甜多了
0,0:12:28.	Well, you are sweeter than your applesauce.
	好的我要延長等待時間
0,0:12:35.	Okay, I'm gonna extend the wait time and have it poll
	把由A到D的轉(zhuǎn)換放到循環(huán)的頂部
0,0:12:37.	the A-to-D converter at the top of the loop
	而不是底部
0,0:12:39.	instead of the bottom.
	聽上去不錯
0,0:12:40.	Oh. That's impressive.
	你覺得那就不錯了拆開那個大腦模型
0,0:12:41.	You think that's impressive, take apart that brain model.
	我的天哪... 梅花三
0,0:12:48.	Oh my God... three of clubs.
	這就是我的牌!
0,0:12:49.	That was my card!
	你是怎么做到的...?
0,0:12:51.	How did you...?
	我以前會讓它出現(xiàn)在我的底褲里
0,0:12:53.	I used to make it appear in my pants,
	但是人力說我不能再這么做
0,0:12:55.	but HR said I had to stop doing that.
	所以還要多久我們才能測試它?
0,0:13:00.	So, how much longer till we can test it?
	需要編譯代碼得要一會兒
0,0:13:02.	Well, it needs to compile, so it's gonna be a few minutes.
	聽起來我們可以有一會休息時間了
0,0:13:05.	Sounds like we've earned ourselves a break.
	想聽點尼爾·沙達卡的歌嗎?
0,0:13:08.	You want to hear some Neil Sedaka?
	那是你最棒的魔術(shù)
0,0:13:10.	You know, that's your greatest magic trick,
	因為你剛剛讀了我的心
0,0:13:13.	cause you just read my mind.
	# 我愛我愛我愛我的日歷女郎 #
0,0:13:17.	# I love, I love, I love my calendar girl #
	# 沒錯甜美的日歷女郎 #
0,0:13:21.	# Yeah, sweet calendar girl #
	# 我愛我愛我愛我的日歷女郎 #
0,0:13:25.	# I love, I love, I love my calendar girl #
	# 在一年的三百六十五天 #
0,0:13:29.	# Each and every day of the year #
	# 一月 #
0,0:13:31.	# January #
	你完美的開始了一年...-哇哇哇
0,0:13:33.	- You start the year all fine... - Well, well, well.
	嗨-嗨
0,0:13:38.	Hi.-Hey.
	你們說你們像小蜜蜂一樣忙這下我看到了你們忙著跳舞
0,0:13:40.	You say you're busy as bees, yet here you are, dancing.
	雖然我想蜜蜂也會跳舞
0,0:13:43.	Although I suppose bees do dance,
	但是他們的舞蹈是讓別的蜜蜂知道花粉在哪里
0,0:13:45.	but their dance lets other bees know where the pollen is,
	你們并不是
0,0:13:48.	and yours does not.
	所以我的邏輯在小小的迂回后回到了正軌
0,0:13:49.	So my logic, despite that slight detour, does track.
	我們只是在等我的代碼編譯
0,0:13:54.	We're just waiting for my code to compile.
	你在這干嘛? 我路過
0,0:13:57.	What are you doing here? I stopped by
	看看你想不想跟我去看電影
0,0:13:58.	to see if you wanted to go to the movies with me.
	好吧我... 我想去
0,0:14:01.	Well, I...I'd love to,
	但我們正準備檢測電腦界面
0,0:14:02.	but we're just about to test the interface.
	可能得要一會兒
0,0:14:05.	It could take a while.
	好吧哥們這... 這不是我該管的
0,0:14:06.	Okay, buddy, it... it's not my place,
	但是Bernadette感到有些被冷落了
0,0:14:08.	but Bernadette's been feeling a little abandoned
	你工作付出時間太多
0,0:14:11.	with all the hours that you've been putting in.
	那你還請他去看電影
0,0:14:13.	You just asked him to go to the movies.
	對啊但是我們兩個的基情
0,0:14:16.	Yeah, but our weird relationship was grandfathered
	在他們的婚姻中是赦免的但你的沒有
0,0:14:17.	into their marriage, and yours was not.
	我給煙霧報警器換了新電池
0,0:14:23.	Okay, I put new batteries in the smoke detectors.
	你把衣服洗了嗎?
0,0:14:26.	Did you do the laundry?
	那是當然
0,0:14:28.	I sure did. Ooh.
	他一定會氣的冒氣的
0,0:14:29.	He's gonna be steamed.
	就像他蒸好的襯衫
0,0:14:32.	Just like his dress shirts.
	但他至少還可以清理烤箱
0,0:14:35.	At least he can still clean the oven,
	安慰安慰自己
0,0:14:37.	so that's something.
	他肯定是這么想的你家的鋼絲球在哪?
0,0:14:38.	Oh, that's what he thinks. Where's your steel wool?
	就在這
0,0:14:40.	Right here.
	我倆真是一隊的
0,0:14:42.	We make quite the team.
	那當然
0,0:14:45.	Sure do.
	伙計們你們肯定不信
0,0:14:48.	Guys, you won't believe this.
	我去學?？戳薍oward和Amy
0,0:14:49.	I stopped by the university to check in on Howard and Amy,
	他們很開心
0,0:14:52.	and they were having fun.
	別擔心等他回了家
0,0:14:54.	Well, don't worry. He won't be having any fun
	他可就開心不起來了
0,0:14:56.	when he gets home.
	我把他最愛的家務全做了
0,0:14:57.	I did all his favorite chores.
	你在說什么?
0,0:15:00.	What are you talking about?
	Howard討厭做家務
0,0:15:01.	Howard hates doing chores.
	等等那為什么Bernadette告訴我...
0,0:15:03.	Wait, then why would Bernadette tell me that...
	Bernadette啊
0,0:15:05.	Bernadette.
	你利用容易受騙的我
0,0:15:09.	Did you play on my well established gullibility
	來給你打掃房間?
0,0:15:11.	to clean your house?
	就是這樣
0,0:15:13.	Sure did.
	那我要生氣地走了
0,0:15:15.	Well, I would storm out of here,
	但既然戴著手套還拿著鋼絲球
0,0:15:18.	but I already have the gloves and the steel wool,
	我還是很喜歡清理烤箱的起開
0,0:15:20.	and I really do love cleaning an oven. Move.
	她讓我做了所有的家務
0,0:15:25.	She made me do all her chores,
	這主意都不是她想的她是從湯姆索亞那里
0,0:15:27.	and it wasn't even her idea-- she stole it
	偷來的
0,0:15:29.	from Tom Sawyer.
	你知道嗎? 這太瘋狂了
0,0:15:31.	You know what? This is crazy.
	Howard和Amy在一起工作你得看開點
0,0:15:33.	Howard and Amy are working together... get over it.
	Leonard 你在干什么?
0,0:15:35.	Leonard, what are you doing?
	說話要分時候
0,0:15:36.	Knowing when to say when.
	這不算什么
0,0:15:37.	This is not a big deal.
	這很算什么
0,0:15:39.	It is a big deal.
	Howard讓Amy習慣大笑和聽音樂
0,0:15:40.	Howard's getting Amy used to laughing and listening to music.
	萬一她到家還要那么瘋咋辦?
0,0:15:43.	What if she expects that madness at home?
	有道理我非常欣慰
0,0:15:46.	Yeah, that is a good point. I'm really proud of the way
	你能夠表達自己的感受
0,0:15:48.	you're able to express your feelings.
	謝謝
0,0:15:49.	Thank you.
	我太生氣了
0,0:15:50.	I'm just so angry.
	你知道
0,0:15:52.	You know,
	所有人都會發(fā)脾氣
0,0:15:53.	everyone gets angry.
	即使是媽媽和爸爸
0,0:15:54.	Even mommies and daddies.
	這可不是認可他行為
0,0:15:59.	You can't think this is the right time
	的好時候
0,0:16:01.	to validate his behavior.
	那跟他統(tǒng)一戰(zhàn)線呢?
0,0:16:03.	Okay, what about presenting a united front?
	那要是你一直護著他他學不會東西怎么辦?
0,0:16:05.	What about you coddling him and he's never gonna learn?
	聽著
0,0:16:07.	Look.
	你聽起來很沮喪但我很欣慰
0,0:16:08.	You sound frustrated, and I'm really proud of the way
	你能表達自己的觀點
0,0:16:12.	you're able to state your opinion.
	謝謝
0,0:16:15.	Thank you.
	等等干什么
0,0:16:16.	Wait, no, no.
	別在我身上用那書
0,0:16:19.	Don't use that book on me.
	等等
0,0:16:21.	W-Wait,
	什么書?
0,0:16:22.	what book?
	Penny一直在用
0,0:16:23.	Penny's been using
	Bernadette的一本育兒書教育你
0,0:16:24.	one of Bernadette's parenting books on you.
	咋了? 他也是啊
0,0:16:26.	What? So has he.
	你們怎么會認為我是個小孩子?
0,0:16:28.	Wh-What makes you think you can treat me like a child?
	你的洗發(fā)水都放在一個大鳥瓶子里
0,0:16:34.	Your shampoo comes in a Big Bird bottle.
	那是因為成人洗發(fā)水會弄疼我的男人的眼睛
0,0:16:38.	That's because the adult shampoo burns my man eyes.
	嘿你在做什么?
0,0:16:45.	Hey, what are you working on?
	天吶你怎么還在這里?
0,0:16:47.	Oh, my God, you're still here?
	我當然在這兒
0,0:16:51.	Well, of course I'm here.
	我知道你什么感受
0,0:16:52.	I know what you're going through.
	是嗎? 你家也有個缺愛的印度人?
0,0:16:55.	Really? You have a needy Indian man in your house?
	確實有不過他過來這里了
0,0:16:59.	I did, but then he came over here.
	所以我倆有了孩子就這樣嗎?
0,0:17:04.	So is this how it's gonna be if we have kids?
	拿我當替罪羊?
0,0:17:06.	You're just gonna throw me under the bus?
	要是你像慣Sheldon那樣慣孩子的話那就是的
0,0:17:07.	If you spoil them the way you do Sheldon, then, yeah.
	我的方法有效
0,0:17:10.	Uh, my way was working.
	好吧? 我認為你失落
0,0:17:11.	Okay? I think you're just upset
	是因為我有些東西比你更擅長
0,0:17:12.	because there are some things I am better than you at.
	你不能以介詞結(jié)束一個句子
0,0:17:14.	Well, you can't end a sentence with a preposition,
	所以很明顯不是在語法上
0,0:17:16.	so clearly, not grammar.
	你這么聰明你覺得聰明的人會這么說嗎?
0,0:17:19.	If you're so smart, was that a smart thing to say?
	看情況我不說的話
0,0:17:21.	That depends. Before I said it,
	晚上會滾床單嗎?
0,0:17:22.	was sex tonight still on the table?
	不會-那就沒什么
0,0:17:24.	- No. - Then it's fine.
	你知道我們實際操作起來
0,0:17:28.	You know, once we get this operational,
	也許能把它變成無線的
0,0:17:30.	we could probably figure out how to make it wireless.
	那太棒了
0,0:17:33.	That'd be amazing.
	哦 Sheldon的短信
0,0:17:36.	Oh, that's Sheldon.
	他對Leonard和Penny很失望
0,0:17:38.	Oh, he's upset with Leonard and Penny.
	還有Bernadette
0,0:17:42.	And Bernadette.
	還有馬克吐溫
0,0:17:45.	And Mark Twain.
	Bernadette剛才也發(fā)短信了
0,0:17:49.	Yeah, Bernadette texted earlier.
	說Raj快煩死她了
0,0:17:51.	Raj is really getting on her nerves.
	我想我們最近工作太晚了
0,0:17:53.	Well, I guess we have been working late a lot.
	要不今天就到這回家吧?
0,0:17:56.	Should we call it a night and go home?
	或者我們可以煮一壺咖啡繼續(xù)工作
0,0:17:58.	Or we could brew a pot of coffee and power through.
	我不知道有點晚了
0,0:18:01.	I don't know, it's getting kind of late.
	誒我的手表呢?
0,0:18:04.	Hey, where's my watch?
	你為什么不問問
0,0:18:06.	Why don't you ask
	你的骨骼標本?
0,0:18:07.	your skeleton?
	天吶
0,0:18:13.	Oh, my God.
	這是怎么做到的?
0,0:18:15.	How is that even possible?!
	這樣挺好的我倆一起玩
0,0:18:26.	This is great, the two of us hanging out.
	咋不早一點想到呢?
0,0:18:28.	Why didn't we think of this earlier?
	同意
0,0:18:30.	Agreed.
	我不用Amy陪著看電影
0,0:18:31.	I don't need Amy to watch a movie.
	也不用拉你的手
0,0:18:33.	I can not hold your hand just as easily.
	這個電影的原著里那個男的就是殺手
0,0:18:40.	In the book this is based on, that man's the killer.