美國(guó)流行笑話：After a massive heart attack 嚴(yán)重心臟病發(fā)作以后

142　After a massive heart attack 嚴(yán)重心臟病發(fā)作以后

When a guest suffered a massive heart attack in my restaurant, I immediately initiated CPR, keeping him alive until medics arrived. As they rushed the man to the hospital, his lunch partner approached me and stuck out her hand. I gripped it firmly, only to find a parking ticket clasped inside it. “Do you folks validate?” she asked.

當(dāng)我們餐館的一位客人嚴(yán)重心臟病發(fā)作的時(shí)候，我馬上啟動(dòng)急救，維持他的生命，直到醫(yī)護(hù)人員到達(dá)。當(dāng)他們把他急送醫(yī)院以后，和他一起吃飯的女人走過(guò)來(lái)，伸出她的手。我把她的手緊緊握住，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)她緊緊抓住的是一張停車證。她問(wèn)：“你們給不給免費(fèi)停車？”