英語笑話（雙語）2 黑人英語

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第二節(jié) 黑人英語

The black couple already had eight children, and LulaMay was pregnantwith her ninth. Finally sheconvinced her husband to get a vasectomy.

一對黑人夫婦已有八個小孩，而魯拉·梅又懷了第九個小孩,最后她說服了她先生去做男性絕育手術(shù)。

On the morning of the operation, she was surprised to see her husbandputting on a tuxedo andgetting into a limousine for the short ride to thehospital.

手術(shù)的早晨，她驚訝地看見她老公穿著禮服，乘坐一輛禮車到不遠的醫(yī)院去。

"Say, honey, what's all this about?" asked Lula May.

"親愛的，這是怎么一回事啊?魯拉·梅問道。"

"Baby, if you gonna be important, you gotta look important.

"寶貝，如果你想當名大人物的話，就要讓人一看就知道你很重要!"

1.pregnant with 懷孕

例句：Just be prepared for people to ask if you arepregnant with this behavior.

只不過要準備好別人問你，這么做是不是懷孕了。

2. get a vasectomy 做絕育手術(shù)

例句：Ask for the kid to be named after you, write her a check for 18 years of child support,and get a vasectomy.

真誠地請求讓這個孩子跟你姓，給她寫張支票支付孩子未來18年的撫養(yǎng)費，然后去做結(jié)扎絕育手術(shù)。

3.putting on 穿上

例句：But here, as we saw in week zero with the shoe example putting on socks, I have toincrement this variable explicitly myself.

但是這里，像我們上周看到的，鞋子穿在襪子上,我需要親自明確地增加這個變量。

4.get into 進入

例句：All of us who do creative work, we get into it because we have good taste.

我們這些做創(chuàng)意工作的，因為品味不凡得以進入這個行業(yè)。